Block Tech Presents: GALACTIC WARS!

Many eons ago in a very distant universe...

GALACTIC WARS: Episode IV: Another Chance

The universe is ravaged by local skirmishes. A courageous group of guerrillas rises to resist the overwhelming UNIVERSAL DYNASTY.

Attacking from a secret base hidden somewhere in the universe, flying space fighters have won their first success in a conflict with the strong Monarchical Armada. The DYNASTY is afraid that one more failure could recruit a thousand more systems into the insurrection, and Monarchical control over the universe would be forever gone.

To crush the insurrectionists once and for all, the DYNASTY is building an evil new war fortress. Strong enough to obliterate a whole planet, its realization bodes poorly for the champions of freedom...

Jesus, Temu. Are You Okay?

I don't even know where to begin. The bizarre A.I. Pixar woman. The multiple penis plushies. The fact that six of them is listed as "1pc".

Hard pass.

The ProofrEADJer: Second Week of October Edition

Not exactly a typo but using the one word "USELESS" instead of "USE LESS":

"PUMPKIN LATE"?

This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness

"We're in an ASSteroid field!"

"My daughter likes Kristoff. Make me Kristoff."

When your Adopt A Highway supervisor turns his head.

Not sure why this is terrifying. Maybe because it looks like a toy that would kill you.

A Parental Advisory sticker on this album? HARD TO BELIEVE!

When 41 frat brothers drive by your house twice.

Stamps. Acid sheets and postage stamps are original.

This could easily be a South American kids' program.

I found another stamp!

Comic Strip Where The Last Panel Is Always A Remote Oil Rig

The ProofrEADJER: Mid-September Edition

If you're launching a new local business, it might be good not to misspell the name of the STREET YOU'RE ON:

Here Are Your Job Numbers For Jan. 7-11, 2019

Hey guys. Samantha here. You know the deal. Don't make me get up and hunt you down. Don't get on my bad side. Don't make me put down my coffee. Don't cross me sideways unless you want a size 10 heel up your wazoo, mister. Job numbers. Do them. Submit them to Accounting by 3pm or none of us will get paid:

28488: Burning the microwave popcorn

28488b: Claiming to like burnt microwave popcorn

86936: Flossing while "flossing"

50138: Work stuff

78934: Googling "pipe bomb" in Private mode

38199: Spitting on your dick at the urinal

200723: Washing that man right out of your hair

933567: Finding a toe ring that matches

422420: Greenlighting another shitty DCEU movie

100731: Shouting sweet nothings across the street

283680: Bringing a "hunna stack" to the Dollar Store

55883: Headbutting Jeff Bridges

102144: Headbutting Steve Buscemi

838371: Headbutting John Goodman

This Week of EADJ Was Brought To You With Limited Commercial Interruption By Yunker CoQ10 Supplement

"Hey, you're not getting any Yunker."

UAG