The ProofrEADJER: Mid-September Edition

If you're launching a new local business, it might be good not to misspell the name of the STREET YOU'RE ON:

Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Hulu This Month

Due to contract changes or whatever, the following movies and TV shows will be removed from Hulu this week:

• Fear Factor: Infant Edition

• Let's Follow "2 Broke Girls"Actor Jonathan Kale Around For No Reason

• X-treme Elder Day Care

• Talking Talking Dead- The Show Where We Talk About What We Just Watched On "Talking Dead"

• Monkey Balls & Kale

• Push! The OB/GYN Reality Show

• Black Flag's "TV Party": The TV Series

• Artistic Pee Streams

The following movies and TV shows will be added to Hulu this week:

• Project Runway: The Confusingly Named Show That's Actually About Airport Runways

• Law and Order: CSI

• Ken Burns' Screamo

• Model Home Stagers

• Traffic Cop With a Taser

• Samantha's Itch

• Scrolling Fake Social Security Numbers

• Vending Machine Refill Wars

• Gag?

• Tomahawk Home Makeovers

Here Are Your Timesheets For April 2018

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From: Haarun Shalhoub <haarun.shalhoub@delirass.com>

Subject: Times Seets Rminder

To: "AGENCY" <allagency@corporative.com>

Date: Tuesday, April 2, 2018, 5:26 PM

Hello this is Haarun from the deli downstairs in the building

Your boss told me to send out reminder of times sheets being the due at E.O.D. (end of day) today

Here are the job numbers incase you required to use them thank you:

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54315: Shitting me

54315b: Not shitting me

29929: Fostering a hostile work environment

024433: Explaining how the "Cloverfield Cinematic Universe" isn't just a catch-all handle for a bunch of different bullshit

68228: Accidentally using Grindr instead of Flickr

92753: Spitting gum into the urinal like an asshole

28828: Spoiling the season premiere of "Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt"

81123: Scolding the dog for acting like a dog

936669: Trying to remember if Ezra Miller is an actor or a singer

752013: Praying the gay back

649002: Mustering the courage to call someone handicapped an asshole (and they were being one)