This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness

I'm not scared of this guy at all. Am I supposed to be?

I reached for this, thinking it was the "Dirty Dancing" soundtrack.

Dollar Store Notorious B.I.G., anyone? I know, I know. It's a "tribute."

I'm guessing hospitals are now discharging babies in diapers and ski masks. 

I like this.

"A Lars Ulrich is on line two."

A tribute Bulworth. Looks like Lana Del Rey vomiting LilYachty.

Comic Strip Where The Last Panel Is Always A Remote Oil Rig

Upcoming Ice Cream Pop Flavors

Summer's just around the corner–like only 5 months away–so here's a sneak peak at the new flavors you'll be able to enjoy when the ice cream truck stops in your neighborhood:

• Anthony Weiner Push-Up

• The Domino's Pizza Calfrozone

• Raspberry Excuse

• Police Chocolate Profiling

• Frozen Mob Assets

• Pepe the Frog

• The SpaceX Exploding Rocket

• Flat Earth Ice Cream Disk

• Italian Ice Italian Ice Baby

• Unvaccinated Scooter Crunch

• Gisele Bündchen's $500 Fashionable Orange Creamsicle

The Very First EADJ State of The Blog Status

Blogger provides a few stats for the remaining blogs that are out there, and we'd like to share with you some of the info we found about Eat A Dick Joel:

Pageviews today: 27

Pageviews last month: 3,385

Pageviews all time history: 507,660

And wanna see the EADJ post that boasts a staggering 17,443 views? Here it is.

Then they show stats of pageviews of individual entries, but not all of them. For obvious reasons a 2008 joke entry about the 4 ladies in that old "Haulin' Ass" poster had a whopping 48 pageviews, mostly from the real disgruntled models, according to the (now deleted) comments.

What countries pageviews originated from is sorta interesting. The second most frequent visitors are Italians? Then from the Ukraine and Russia (maybe hackers trying to influence the next EADJ election)? 

We have two followers as of this writing. 

All this information is lovely but mostly useless about a useless blog. What a time to be alive.

The EADJ Fashion Round-Up: Special Muppet Edition

Fraggles live in the tunnels below the city. This green one with a red purse is called a Kamooter.

Other Fraggles, like this furry pink Luggager, patrol the area for outsiders and free hubbacrox.

Two sushi (or sex?) workers take a break from all the hand rolling.

Another Kamooter Fraggle spotted in CVS buying Easter plates.

O, behold the Princess Wafty of the Aisles of Targé! She flits from Party Supplies to Household Essentials with a mere flick of her wrist, and her shopping cart effortlessly bounds away!

Chubby Checker.

When the Skeksis Ritual-Master isn't governing the rest of his race through prophecies and arcane rites, he likes to kick it at his local used bookstore.