Showing posts with label Nestor At Diego's Salon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Nestor At Diego's Salon. Show all posts
Wednesday, December 28, 2022
Wednesday, November 23, 2022
Monday, November 8, 2021
Latest Alerts From Your Nest Detector
11/7/21 1:34pm Checked status: OK
11/7/21 3:20pm Detected movement in living room- probably rat or dog
11/7/21 4:10pm Detected Toby taking another Toby dump
11/7/21 4:18pm Detected that Toby did NOT flush; turned on fan
11/7/21 5:20pm Smoke in kitchen- probably Gary trying to cook again
11/7/21 5:38pm Detected argument between Toby and Gary
11/7/21 6:10pm Heard loud slap
11/7/21 7:33pm Heard "Levitating" by Dua Lipa (ft. Da Baby) upstairs
11/7/21 8:52pm Heard "Levitating" by Dua Lipa (ft. Da Baby) upstairs
11/7/21 9:38pm Heard "Levitating" by Dua Lipa (ft. Da Baby) upstairs
11/7/21 9:40pm Turned off power to Amazon Echo upstairs. Jesus.
Wednesday, July 12, 2017
Monday, June 19, 2017
Ooohh, We're Halfway There, OooohhOOOOHHH, Livin' On A Pathmark
The following two expertly submitted by Emily Kane:
This lovely one submitted by Emily Kane:
Wednesday, July 3, 2013
The Lonnie Quinn Shirt Sleeve Index: ATTENTION: EVERYTHING IS OKAY
Severe thunderstorms and even a hurricane warning graced the tristate area on Monday, and CBS 2 News had it covered like always. We kept close tabs on the Lonnie Quinn Sleeve Index, as has been well documented on this blog.
And just for the hell of it, here is some caption fun with Maurice DuBois (it means "of wood:")
Stay tight!
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
What The Fart, Channel 7 News Team In Boston?!
I seriously don't know what's going on here. The camera now crops your broadcasts so that your anchors are sitting way at the bottom of the screen while some MegaJumbotron screen the size of Chairman Mao's portrait runs a screensaver.
Apparently your producers have never been to photography or film school, because otherwise they'd know about the Rule Of Thirds, wherein a frame is divided to create well-balanced and interesting shots.
Maybe you're trying to make a bigger deal of your big TV screen, since you paid so much for it. Or maybe you're somehow so proud of your graphics department that you want to reward them with front-and-center attention.
Well, all I know is that Nestor at Diego's Salon is majorly PISSED that his handiwork is being relegated to the size of a grape.
Apparently your producers have never been to photography or film school, because otherwise they'd know about the Rule Of Thirds, wherein a frame is divided to create well-balanced and interesting shots.
Maybe you're trying to make a bigger deal of your big TV screen, since you paid so much for it. Or maybe you're somehow so proud of your graphics department that you want to reward them with front-and-center attention.
Well, all I know is that Nestor at Diego's Salon is majorly PISSED that his handiwork is being relegated to the size of a grape.
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