Spotted On Recent Episodes of "Beavis and Butt-Head"

Either Mike Judge has found religion or is pulling our leg. I suspect the latter.

 

A Series of Job Interview Questions That Don't Make It Clear Whether You're Interviewing for Jordache or Doordash

Let's say you're at a job interview and you somehow forget which company you were there to interview for– Jordache Jeans or Doordash. Here now are some questions the recruiter would ask you that would NOT help you figure that out:

"Are you willing to do the necessary legwork?"

"What kind of manager are you? Do you have drive? And can you seize the reins of a project?"

"Do you like helping serve customers, finding the right fit for them?"

"We're like a family here. Do you think you could get along?"

"You must have plenty of enthusiasm at this job. Bursting at the seams, in fact!"

"Our brand is well known. But we're all about growth."

"Meet our project managers– Jean and Tugo."

"When can you start? Can you hit the ground running?"

"We do have casual Fridays, although that won't matter because it's all remote now!"

EADJ Cryptocurrency News!

EADJ has the latest cryptocurrency news, updates, values, prices, and more related to Bitcoin, Ethereum, Dogecoin, DeFi and NFTs, starting RIGHT NOW!!!!

• Bitcoin Miner XPORNSTARXCOREY8 has announced a merger with next door neighbor and best friend 69PENTHOUSEDUDExSOHUNG to pool their resources for a global operation, currently valued at ₿6.7 Trillion

• NFT update: the Pink Armadillo With A Party Hat NFT has plunged in value from ₿80 billion to only ₿4 billion because someone on SNL said the word "pink". Up to four dozen bitcoin trillionaires have lost their life savings.

• Federal Trade Commissioner Henry Pym has assured investors that bitcoin volatility has been stabilized after someone removed a leaf from the Wall Street ticker outside.

• Crypto-startup EXCELLENCE has successfully converted all of their company's assets into blockchain technology and have reduced their real-world footprint into a thumb drive that's around here somewhere...

• The following new bitcoin currencies have been announced as of four minutes ago:

    - Georgies

    - Porgies

    - Puddings

    - Pies

    - XTreme Savage Points

    - Marlboro Miles

    - Douches

    - Coaches

Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Hulu This Month

Periodically, Hulu renews or cancels shows or movies based on what's leftover from Netflix. Here now are all the shows that will be added to Hulu this month:

• Star Trek: Ensign Gomez

• Tony Hawk's Radical Real Estate Tips

• Dr. Pimple Popper Wipes Her Ass

• The Big Bong Theory: A Totally Stoked Out PARODY!

Here are the shows and movies that Hulu is removing from their lineup this month:

• You Should Probably Not Be Watching This

• Reruns of Old Osama Bin Laden Speeches (with laugh track)

• Bitch Doulas

• America Doesn't Have As Much Talent As We Initially Thought

• Flip That House and Barely Make Your Money Back

The ProofrEADJer: End of August Edition