Recycling Bin Was Shocked.

Recycling Bin was shocked.

Toolboxes In a Truck couldn't believe it.

Electrical Box did its best Bubble Bobble impression.

Box Behind Another Recycling Bin was lost in thought.

And Port-o-John was too stoned to pay attention.

Garden Hose Reel Was Depressed.

Garden Hose Reel was depressed.

Cooking Pot was horrified.

Bike Rack Bracket was shocked.

Shit On the Side of a Building was confused.

Other Shit On the Side of a Building was at a loss for words.

Bush Was Bothered

Bush was bothered.

Carry On Luggage was outraged.

Upside Down Parking Space Car thought it was hilarious.

Electric Mower was not impressed.

Cement Mixer Nozzle continued being EVIL. 💀

Truck Bed Felt Goofy

Truck Bed felt goofy.

Hair Band and Pebbles laughed it off.

Basketball Hoop was furious about it.

Monitors and Mural was fearful about it.

Twigs on the Sidewalk felt deeply satisfied.

Upside Down Controller Was Nervous

Upside Down Controller was nervous.

Orthodontic Equipment was shocked.

Patio Umbrella frowned and sat in a corner.

Forklift Forks tried to look on the bright side.

Discarded Metal Piece stayed neutral about it all.

UAG

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Spotted on Facebook: It's hard to look badass when you've got animated clipart snowflakes falling all over your band. SNOW-AH-AH-AH-AH!!!

Also, since when did the lead singer start looking like Phil Collins?

AirPods Was Stressed.

AirPods was stressed.

So was Traffic Barrel.

Ambulance smirked through his dizziness.

Towel Rack Brackets were all befuddled.

Elevator Button said, "Ooooo girl, WHO DID YOUR HAIR"

(thanks, Emily Kane!)

Potbelly Stove said the same thing.

Minion Balloon hung out with his three friends.

Office Smoke Detector swallowed a power pellet and chased some ghosts.

Old Fence Posts marched against blacks, hispanics, Catholics and mixed marriage.

Two Trashcans and A Sidewalk winked at me.

Light Switch and Doorstop acted all crazy.

And Traffic Partition asked Senator Ruth Martin, "Tell me, Senator: did you nurse Catherine yourself? Toughened your nipples, didn't it? Amputate a man's leg and he can still feel it tickling. Tell me, mum, when your little girl is on the slab, where will it tickle you?"

Andrew Gall's Fireplace Was Scared

Andrew Gall's Fireplace was scared.

So was Train Intercom.

Repair Van Hatch thought they were cowards.

Upside Down Bike Lane Graphic was happy for once.

Back of New Minivan was pretty psyched.

Delivery Door and Railing muttered his displeasure.

Pink Dog Sweater was absolutely flabbergasted.

Side of Macbook Pro was in shock.

Planter Corner couldn't believe what he was seeing.

Outlet Cover barfed.

And it all happened while Stack of Apple Boxes just watched in awe.