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Pictured above, EASILY the most disgusting mobile game ad I've ever had the misfortune to see. Thanks Project Makeover! 🖕

A Disturbed Holiday Offer

Spotted on Facebook: It's hard to look badass when you've got animated clipart snowflakes falling all over your band. SNOW-AH-AH-AH-AH!!!

Also, since when did the lead singer start looking like Phil Collins?

The EADJ Fashion Round-Up

I'm 13% certain she was going for the "Star Lord" look, but she achieved it.

The Scottish clan whose tartan pattern this represents put a bounty out on that slacker kid's head.

"I am a fun-loving person. Look at my fucking feet."

A Bill Cosby sweater, in this day and age? Points for balls, I guess.

This suave, debonair Lothario spoke in a deep Russian accent. No change necessary, Romeo!

The atrocity known as the Man Bun must be clipped in the nub.

I really hope she nails that job interview she's on her way to.