Bush Was Bothered

Bush was bothered.

Carry On Luggage was outraged.

Upside Down Parking Space Car thought it was hilarious.

Electric Mower was not impressed.

Cement Mixer Nozzle continued being EVIL. 💀

Big Mac Snack Wrap

Oh, Big Mac Snack Wrap,

I'm tired of arguing with you. We've had this back and forth for a while now, and you insist I try you because you're a new take on an old favorite, but I'm pretty sure you're going to be nasty. Can we just agree to disagree?

Sure, Big Mac Snack Wrap, you are a hip update to the classic Big Mac, but is that a good thing? What I'm wondering is, why are you trying to be something you're not? It betrays a lack of self confidence, and I think that's very unbecoming of you.

What, do you think there are hordes of young people out there who turn down a sandwich because they'd rather have a wrap? That the concept of a sandwich is somehow outdated? Just be yourself, for crying out loud. You look like some forty year old guy wearing a hoodie and listening to LMFAO; it's embarrassing.

On top of that, you're totally screwing up your song.

♪ Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a flour tortilla wrap?! ♫

That sucks. And you probably suck. Which is why you gotta stop advertising.

And don't let the success of Taco Bell's Mexican Pizza encourage you, either.

Let's Floss The Popcorn Kernels Out From Between the Teeth of the EADJ Mail Sack!

Submitted by Andrew Gall, photos of a clown limo that was "inexplicably parked in our agency parking lot."




I'm glad the clowning industry doesn't need bailing out.

2008's "Must See TV"

Nothing but positive buzz has surrounded ABC's upcoming dramedy "Brynn 'nn Matt" since last week's announcement that it will join the fall lineup. After having already been slated for 17 episodes, the program is sure to pick up a second season. Its simple premise: young ad executives Matt and Brynn learn, live, and possibly love in the heart of New York City. And with such an enthusiastic following already, industry experts have predicted "B'nn M" to topple such megahits as "Gossip Girl" and "Charlie Rose."

Stars have already started clamoring for guest spots on the show, even though most have no idea of the roles offered.

"I'll be the janitor!" said former American Idol contestant Bo Bice, "No wait, I am a janitor!"

"I'll just play myself, like I always do," said Christopher Walken, Tom Hanks, Adam Sandler, and Will Ferrell.

"I could be a great black friend for Brynn," said Maggie Gyllenhall at a press conference.




A scene from episode 1.6, "To Know Her."

Description: Matt, Eric and Brynn sign up for a kickboxing class to relieve stress. Matt and Brynn wind up having to fight each other because they're both beginners. As they start to carp more and more at the office, all pretext towards civility drops in the ring and their matches in the class increasingly intensify. Eric takes on a new project. Lorraine, meanwhile, debates whether to go to Pax or Delmonico's for lunch. Barry Bonds guest stars.