The ProofrEADJer: Augustus Editionus

It's "Hillary," idiot.

Dear Tara, 

If you insist on putting the word "gourmet" on everything, at least spell it right once.

Andrew Gall's Fireplace Was Scared

Andrew Gall's Fireplace was scared.

So was Train Intercom.

Repair Van Hatch thought they were cowards.

Upside Down Bike Lane Graphic was happy for once.

Back of New Minivan was pretty psyched.

Delivery Door and Railing muttered his displeasure.

Pink Dog Sweater was absolutely flabbergasted.

Side of Macbook Pro was in shock.

Planter Corner couldn't believe what he was seeing.

Outlet Cover barfed.

And it all happened while Stack of Apple Boxes just watched in awe.

Coming Soon To The EADJ Crappinema: Vipers, Starring Tara Reid

Tara Reid and Vipers. Taglines like "After the SLITHER comes the SLAUGHTER." What is not to love, my friends. What is not to love.