Quit Lying, TikTok.

No you didn't, Chelsea. You didn't learn how to boil spaghetti in a pot that's too small with way too much water that will boil over onto your stove top. Quit your ignorant lying... oh wait, it's TikTok. Carry on.

Garden Hose Reel Was Depressed.

Garden Hose Reel was depressed.

Cooking Pot was horrified.

Bike Rack Bracket was shocked.

Shit On the Side of a Building was confused.

Other Shit On the Side of a Building was at a loss for words.

All The Content Creators and Influencers You Can Expect at VidCon '23

VidCon is becoming the world's foremost gathering of streamers and TikTok stars. Here's who to expect at the next convention:

• Baisley- the self-styled Instagram prankster and comedian who's been punched in the face only 4 times so far

• Samantha Risles- this 12 year old streamer simultaneously overshares and whines about wanting to be left alone

• Danny Masterson

• Tha B*XBOY Gang- based in Who Cares, Ohio, this untalented group of four brothers talk too loud and are all saying the same thing: We should've never been born.

• Victor Kush– considered YouTube's "uptight Ben Shapiro", this conservative firebrand is famous for his outrage culture war videos and macrame tutorials

• Just Horse Just– possibly an avant garde performance troupe. Possibly a group of morons in unitards playing with each other's dicks. 🤷

Congratulations, Jessica!

Last night, Jessica got engaged to a dog with cataracts who would rather watch SportsCenter. Congratulations to the happy couple!