Garden Hose Reel Was Depressed.

Garden Hose Reel was depressed.

Cooking Pot was horrified.

Bike Rack Bracket was shocked.

Shit On the Side of a Building was confused.

Other Shit On the Side of a Building was at a loss for words.

This Week's Least Used Hashtags

Do you use Twitter, or "tweet?" Do you use "hashtags" to "tag" your "posts?" Well, here are some really unpopular ones you can use to make your "followers" stop following you.

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#onhotdaysitsmellsliketunasalad

#staceydashcommencementspeech

#afetishforsmarryingthefirstwomanImeet

#spreadmywingsandtakeashitonyourcar