CSI EADJ: Pleading the Fifth

The forensic team at EADJ have once again collected a full dossier of solved cases, after having closely examined some of the detritus of New York and New Jersey. Here now are their latest findings:

CASE 489579

Location: Midtown NYC

CASE 489580

Location: Midtown NYC

CASE 489581

Location: Midtown NYC

CASE 489582

Location: Entrance to Grand Central Terminal, Midtown NYC

CASE 489583

Location: Citibike Rack, Near the United Nations Building, NYC

CASE 489584

Location: Outside a Target, Union NJ

Twitter's Least Used Hashtags, Week of January 19

Here are the latest Twitter hashtags that are NOT trending:

#jenesuispasCharlie

#peasporridgefuck

#abortionselfie

#greygoose&quik

#santorum2016

#Frozenspeculum

#EmilyBluntslintrollercollection

#explainingthesewelts

#icameinyourkayak

#WoodyAllenswag

#averyspecial2BrokeGirls

#straplessdressweepingwound

#bringbackleno

#nipplesshapedlikeconnecticut

#srirachadouche

The Answers From Yesterday's Which Can, Erickson?

Click to engorge:

It's Time Once Again To Play: Which Can, Erickson?

Match the following unidentified toilets to their respective locations, indicated by defunct candy bars:

Cadbury Aztec: Schlesinger Associates Marketing Research, Houston, TX

Absotively Nutty: Brasserie by Niche, St. Louis, MO

Clark Reggie!: Barclays Center, Brooklyn, NY

Summit: Terroni, Toronto BC, Canada

Abba-Zaba: Company Production Offices, Los Angeles, CA

Caravelle: Golden Cantonese Seafood and Dim Sum Restaurant, Dunellen, NJ

The answers in 24 hours!

The ProofrEADJer, Mid-January Edition

More Dialogue From Movies I Haven't Seen

I have seen a lot of movies. A LOT. Yes, even "Zombeavers." But I ain't seen these yet. Here's what I imagine their characters saying:

Jennifer Lopez voiceover: "This is my life. This is who I am. This is my story, told for the first time. This is the real me, not the lies that the tabloids tell, but the lies my publicists tell."

Steven: "Excuse me, front desk, can I get a bucket of ice for myAAAAAAAAUUHHHHHHHH!"

Liam Neeson: "Jenny? Jenny? Where are you?"

Liam Neeson: "Well, I'm glad to have you back home, Jenny. Jenny? Are you there? Yoo hoo!"

Liam Neeson: "Jenny. Seriously, where the fuck do you keep running off to?"

"Hey, Dad. I'm Iron Man."

"What in the sam shit are you talking about, boy?"

Gerard Depardieu: "Get owff MAH prow-pair-TEE!"

Imagine Me and You, I Do, I Think About You Day and Night, It's Only Right, To Think About The Girl You Love, and Hold Her Tight, So Racist Appliances