Showing posts with label CSI: EADJ. Show all posts
Showing posts with label CSI: EADJ. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 1, 2021

The Triumphant Return of CSI EADJ


After a 2 year hiatus, the forensic offices and labs at EADJ have been reopened for new investigations. Today with fresh equipment, new staff, and hot shit SUVs to drive around in, we tackle three new cases:

CASE C24862
Location: Midtown, NYC





CASE C24863
Location: South Orange, NJ





CASE C24864
Location: Subway, NYC




Friday, October 2, 2020

Back After a Six (!) Year Hiatus: CSI EADJ

(Previous CSI: EADJ entries can be found here.)


The forensic team at EADJ is well-rested and finally back to tackle unsolved cases after having observed some of the garbage and junk of New York and New Jersey to reconstruct what they think happened:

CASE 38842:
Location: Newark Airport


Conclusion: a traveling gorilla, desperate to catch his only flight home to the Congo Basin, leaves his lunch behind in a mad dash to get through security. He neglects to tip the Uber driver.

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CASE 38843:
Location: Union, NJ





Evidence: a car parked on what appears to be either a giant yellow macaroon or a plush emoji with the letters "RDAY" on it, surrounded by an empty dime bag and a used lipstick.

Conclusion: After a fun SatuRDAY at a carnival, a female drug user is too distracted and gets run over by a car that was parallel parking.

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CASE 38844:
Location: Vauxhall, NJ






Evidence: what appears to be a large bag of carefully sliced tomatoes suddenly abandoned or violently thrown to the ground. 

Conclusion: A new employee at Subway wants to impress his new bosses by spending all night slicing tomatoes to perfection, only to be greeted by them the next morning with a mop.

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CASE 38845:
Location: Preble, NY




Evidence: a pair of filthy, abandoned Ugg boots and a bottle of Corona in a paper bag

Conclusion: encouraged by the advertisement to "Find Your Beach", a drunk coed imagines herself at a lagoon in Fiji with a breathtaking view when in fact it was just an onramp to Highway 81.

Tuesday, January 20, 2015

CSI EADJ: Pleading the Fifth


The forensic team at EADJ have once again collected a full dossier of solved cases, after having closely examined some of the detritus of New York and New Jersey. Here now are their latest findings:

CASE 489579
Location: Midtown NYC


CASE 489580
Location: Midtown NYC




CASE 489581
Location: Midtown NYC




CASE 489582
Location: Entrance to Grand Central Terminal, Midtown NYC




CASE 489583
Location: Citibike Rack, Near the United Nations Building, NYC



CASE 489584
Location: Outside a Target, Union NJ



Tuesday, March 25, 2014

CSI EADJ: Season 4


Whatever mysteries are out there, whatever unsolved cases lay untouched in the cold case files, the forensics team at EADJ will piece together the evidence and get down to the bottom of things.

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CASE 489576
Location: The Grand Central Terminal subway stop, NYC




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CASE 489577
Location: 46th Street and Lexington, NYC






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CASE 489578
Location: Downtown South Orange, NJ






Monday, October 28, 2013

CSI: EADJ: Second Response


It's time once again for CSI: EADJ, where our crack team of expert investigators examine crime scene clues and try to recreate the most likely scenario that could have left such bizarre evidence. And when we say "crack team," we mean me and whatever I think up over my lunch break. Hmm, should I go for a hoagie today?

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CASE 489566
Location: New York City



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CASE 489567
Location: New York City




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CASE 489568
Location: New York City


Note: within a span of one week, random apples were spotted strewn uneaten on the streets and subway stations near Midtown.





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CASE 489569
Location: Union, New Jersey, outside a Dollar Store




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CASE 489570
Location: Deptford, New Jersey at the Returns Department of a Home Depot




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CASE 489571
Submitted by Special Agent Andrew Gall via "text messaging" technology
Location: some bar in Chicago, Illinois