Twitter's Least Used Hashtags, Week of Feb. 15

The following hashtags have not been used on Twitter much this week. Or ever.  Knock yourself out:

#CapriSunimplants

#underusedmemes

#Obamaspazzingout

#kidneystonebling

#kanyewestwisdom

#sarahmichellegellar

#GoldenCorralbreakups

#giantwaxfigureofCaillout

#kiasorrentopussymagnet

#ilovemyupstairsneighbors

#sufferingfromfeeling3rddegreeBerns

#cleaningmyearwithanicepickonthetrain

This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness

And now is the time where we judge mixtapes solely by their cover:

CAN YOU FEEL THE EXCITEMENT?! ELECTRICITY GOING THROUGH THIS BITCH! LOOK HOW EXCITED WE ARE!!!!!!!!!

"Come on, tell us. What's your password? JANEY? JANEY5? You can tell us. JSMITH? JANESMITH8? JANEPASSWORD9? Come on, give it to us already. JSUSER? MYNAMEISJANE35? JANE-SMITH-ISME?"

Not sure if this is a mixtape or Rated M for Mature for the Xbox 360.

Believe it or not, this album was released earlier this year, and not in 1998 at a Sam Goody / Coconuts in one of those long CD boxes.

NOT PHOTOSHOPPED

Uh, whoa. Okay. Pass.

I swear if you blur your eyes, it looks like this guy is squatting and grabbing his naked crotch.

The stuff of hip hop nightmares.

You just know that when marijuana is eventually legalized nation-wide, there will be a whole cottage industry of weed-based hip hop that will suffer. Real talk.

Brutal Finishing Moves of the New Mortal Kombat Game

Earlier in April, Mortal Kombat X (or MKX) was released for the PS4, Xbox One and Steam, and like its predecessors, features tons of violent finishing moves, or Fatalities.

Here is a list of the new Fatality finishing moves:

• Cassie Cage destroys Liu Kang's antivaccination rationale

• Takeda completely rips on Sonya Blade's Netflix rental history

• Kung Jin grabs Goro by the arm and tells him in private to "cool it about black people"

• Sub-Zero refuses to acknowledge Kitana at the next meet 'n greet mixer

• Kenshi doesn't deposit enough money into his and Quan Chi's joint bank account, thereby causing serious overdraft fees

• Mileena promises to pick you up at Baggage Claim but instead parks in Short Term and doesn't tell you

• Scorpion intentionally pronounces Kano's name wrong

• Johnny Cage disembowels D'Vorah, slashes her throat, and then skips out on their bar tab, leaving her to pay for everything

• Raiden starts texting to Goro, causing the gray circles in Chat by his name to show up, but doesn't end up typing anything at all, leaving Goro totally in suspense

The Answers From Yesterday's Which Can, Erickson?

Click to engorge:

Two Fashion Write-Ups In A Week?! You're Too Generous, EADJ.

"Who am I? I'm Batman's cousin Stephanie. I live in Hartford, Connecticut."

Yeah, that's right. I'm taking a photo of your big ass at Ihop. Your big ass overflowing them big jeans like whipped cream over an overfilled mocha shake. That's right. What are you gonna do? Click.

"Captain's log. Stardate 310624.3248140559. As I was examining the integrity of the scaffold-like structures of 43rd Street in Manhattan, I could sense someone following me with a cell phone camera, ready to snap a photo and criticize my Next Generation-like ensemble. I'll bide my time and hit him with a rock around the next corner, like I did the Gorn..."

Commuter math:

Unprepared + downpour + supporting local business + ingenuity = shopping bag hat.

Shopping bag hat, y'all.

Inspiration can come from anywhere. So when designing a layout, it's okay to get as reference whatever is stuck in the bun of your hair.

The EADJ Crappinema Presents Sol Goode

You know what the worst kind of "bad" movie is? The kind that isn't so bad that you can revel in its awfulness. The kind of lazily competent film that avoids camp and kitsch but never aspires to becoming anything memorable. "Sol Goode" is that kind of "bad" movie: a frustratingly terrible film that simply goes through the motions and never surprises you.

Well, maybe the only surprise in this whole schmear is that so many fairly famous stars had nothing else to do those few weeks of shooting.









































The following 2 minute clip pretty much tells you all you need to know about this movie and its comedic stylings:






















I'm guessing they were going for "Swingers" meets "When Harry Met Sally." And they ended up with "punch in the mouth" meets "scabies."

Overall grade: F