Upcoming InfoWars Conspiracy Stories

Alex Jones continues to push his writers to come up with the batshit craziest conspiracy lunacy to inject into public discourse. Here are the latest conspiracies that he will inject into his upcoming shows:

• Starbucks are communist collectives designed to poison capitalist workers with overpriced caffeine to make them TOO productive.

• People who work at aquariums around the country are all Mormon socialists, planning to marry all the dolphins and spread the fish/wealth

• Grimace is actually a large virulent fungus engineered by McDonald's to devour all uneaten burgers in parking lots

• Public librarians have been trained by the Mossad to assassinate anyone who defaces children's books about Hanukkah

• Soul legend Ray Charles was a foreign operative, and his song "Georgia On My Mind" was about the Georgian Soviet Socialist Republic that he missed so much

All The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Netflix This Month

Every so often, Netflix renews or cancels shows or movies based on studio bribes viewer preferences. Here now are all the shows that will be added to Netflix this month:

• Small Wonder: The CG Reboot

• How Sausage Is Made: The Musical

• North Korea Pranks

• One and a Half Men and a Cocaine Fiend

• Jamie Oliver Cries Looking at a McRib

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Here are the shows and movies that Netflix is removing from their lineup this month:

• Dexter's Meth Laboratory

• John Leguizamo Tries To Be Quiet for 5 Minutes

• Battle of the Smashmouth Cover Bands

• I Hate You, starring Katherine Heigl

• Steven Seagal Runs/Eats a Golden Corral

The ProofrEADJer: November To Remember Edition

Twitter's Least Used Hashtags, Week of January 19

Here are the latest Twitter hashtags that are NOT trending:

#jenesuispasCharlie

#peasporridgefuck

#abortionselfie

#greygoose&quik

#santorum2016

#Frozenspeculum

#EmilyBluntslintrollercollection

#explainingthesewelts

#icameinyourkayak

#WoodyAllenswag

#averyspecial2BrokeGirls

#straplessdressweepingwound

#bringbackleno

#nipplesshapedlikeconnecticut

#srirachadouche