It's Time To Say Goodbye To Whatever Bullshit Marketers Want You To Say Goodbye To!

Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye!

And Lo And Behold: Racist Appliances!

This Week in Hip Hop Awfulness

Corona. Find Your Beach.

Your Arms Are Too Short To Box With Godzilla... Never Mind.

Dice Soho never got to adjust the thermostat to his liking.

I would honestly rather listen to these guys talk about their plan for the country.

Star Wars Episode I: A Rectangle Makes a Round Crater

Star Wars Episode II: Now Kylo Ren Is Even More Confused Than Before

Star Wars Episode III: The Death Star Gets Scanned At The Supermarket

A Dreamcast logo? Yes, this is enough for me to be interested in the mixtape.

The Love Is... comic strip gets cynical.

This cover will make 11th graders giggle and 50 year old men sigh.

Despite all his dollar bills, Trill Sammy couldn't find a single quarter to ride the miniature Ferrari.

"Hey man, you like weed? I smoke weed. I love it. I smoke a bong, a joint, a one-hitter, whatever. I'm like totally baked all the time, because it's cool and illegal and all... What? The city has just legalized marijuana for recreational use? Fuck."

CSI EADJ: Pleading the Fifth

The forensic team at EADJ have once again collected a full dossier of solved cases, after having closely examined some of the detritus of New York and New Jersey. Here now are their latest findings:

CASE 489579

Location: Midtown NYC

CASE 489580

Location: Midtown NYC

CASE 489581

Location: Midtown NYC

CASE 489582

Location: Entrance to Grand Central Terminal, Midtown NYC

CASE 489583

Location: Citibike Rack, Near the United Nations Building, NYC

CASE 489584

Location: Outside a Target, Union NJ

Our Newest Segment: CSI: EADJ

Welcome to this blog's newest segment, CSI: EADJ, where we expertly piece together the story that clues lying around are trying to tell us using only our minimal crime solving training and limited imagination. All suspects are considered innocent until proven guilty... oh shit, wrong program.

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CASE 489562
Location: New York City

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CASE 489563

Location: New York City

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CASE 489564

Location: New York City

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CASE 489565
Location: New York City

UAG

CUBBY HOLE!!!!!!

So the previous owner of our house in Jersey left all sorts of bullshit before vacating, like pelican-shaped planters and BOWLING BALLS in the garden. Makes me wonder why he left in such a hurry. I mean, we got free rakes and a wet/dry vac out of it, but I'm also wondering if that guy was on the lam.


So in one of the bedrooms, I opened a storage space above a closet for the first time. And lo and behold, it had a bunch of junk left in it.









I guess most interesting was the two old 35mm cameras the owner left. They're decent but not expensive-looking in the least.


One of the cameras still had FILM left in it. Holy fucking shit, we are DEVELOPING this bad boy!