I'm Stupid Sometimes.

For a brief second, I wondered what type of PC this was.

The ProofrEAJDer: November Edition

Computer Speaker Was Undecided.

Computer Speaker was undecided.

Pine Needles On The Sidewalk were both amused and irritated.

Car door latch shrugged it off.

Suburban California House started to weep.

Com Tek laughed maniacally.

And so did Concrete Balcony.

Box of Papers tried to ignore it.

Two Cole Slaws and Two Pickles smiled dumbly.

Flat Toolbox found it all amusing.

Bottom of Cordless Phone was shocked.

Two Rugs On an SUV was appalled.

Two Toilet Paper Rolls On The John was speechless.

Two Coasters and a Remote didn't know what to say.

Steam Iron laughed it off as a fluke.

Highway Pylon laughed from the safety of a partition.

Stepladder ROFL'd.

Highway Partitions were all shocked, down the line.

Bike Helmet was drunk.

Road Pylon cracked an inappropriate joke about it all...

... but Bathroom Stall Bracket was too dumb to get it.

Spotted At O'Hare

The need for a plug in order to check email reduces a woman to "untouchable" status.

UAG

This Week In Stupid Captchas

Submitted by Matt S:

I Found This In My Parents' Computer Desk Over the Break

Happy New Year, everyone!

Keyboard Vs. Keyboard, Round 2

In a previous entry, there was a debate about how gross a keyboard at Papa John's was compared to the one I have at work.

Well, I upended my keyboard to show the crumbs and lint inside, so maybe now you'll have to reconsider.

Okay, What's More Disgusting...

My keyboard at work...


Or the keyboard at my local Papa John's?


Your vote counts!

Huh. Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh. Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh.

(Pictured above, John Reid and Andrew Gall demonstrate that even a 500 mile gap can be bridge via technology to communicate like adults.)

EADJ Retail Hell!

This week, EADJ fixes its lens on the rich, vibrant culture that is retail. From merchandise to casual and lunchtime dining, we will assess, examine, judge, condemn, and sexually assault.


First up, a café in Midtown. It's just another middling Cosi-wannabe that doesn't offer anything new, but what EADJ found interesting was that the manager had set up his office smack dab in the middle of the dining area.


I'm guessing there was no room in the back to set up a proper desk, but it seems odd that they would actually take space away from customers to run the stupid place. Dumbbbbbbbb.


Adding to the dumbness is how enormous the food preparation area is. One guy working the register doesn't need a train car-sized counter to make a skim latte. Knock that boy down and throw your dumb Dell Computer back there, you dumb dummies.


Not pictured on the far wall (to the left of J'Net) were a few refrigerated displays and another serving counter for sandwiches and salads, separated by a huge OPEN FLOOR. So there's obviously some wasted space, but Sir Dumbalot Mullet Cockhorse Buttnugget decided to put his disorganized managing style in full public display. Kudos, good sir!