Computer Speaker Was Undecided.

Computer Speaker was undecided.

Pine Needles On The Sidewalk were both amused and irritated.

Car door latch shrugged it off.

Suburban California House started to weep.

Com Tek laughed maniacally.

And so did Concrete Balcony.

Box of Papers tried to ignore it.

Two Cole Slaws and Two Pickles smiled dumbly.

Flat Toolbox found it all amusing.

Bottom of Cordless Phone was shocked.

Two Rugs On an SUV was appalled.

Two Toilet Paper Rolls On The John was speechless.

Two Coasters and a Remote didn't know what to say.

Steam Iron laughed it off as a fluke.

Highway Pylon laughed from the safety of a partition.

Stepladder ROFL'd.

Highway Partitions were all shocked, down the line.

Bike Helmet was drunk.

Road Pylon cracked an inappropriate joke about it all...

... but Bathroom Stall Bracket was too dumb to get it.

Epilogue

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EADJ Presents: Project Fountain

At the Old Bridge Deli upstairs dining area, in addition to building some seriously random business conference rooms, the owners have seen fit to decorate with a lot of random shit. I think what they're going for is rustic and oriental, but it looks like Mr. Miyagi's yard sale.




So this week we at EADJ decided to add to the randomness a little bit in something we call Project Fountain. Every day this week we will swing by the ol' fountain and drop off a new friend.




Figure 1 will be President Richard M. Nixon's disembodied head, as seen in the Fox cartoon "Futurama."






Stay tuned as the week continues to see how many new friends we can add to the fountain! Viva La Project Fountain!