This Week In Stupid Captchas

Submitted by Matt S:

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EADJ ProofrEADJer, March Edition

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Some More Things That I JUST Noticed

Maybe I'm just dense. But here are a few more items I've only figured out now:

Stacy "Fergie" Ferguson's album "The Dutchess (sic)" is sort of a reference to The Duchess of York Sarah "Fergie" Ferguson.



The Internet imageboard 4chan is a phonetic play on the word "fortune."




The doorways on the Chrysler Building are in the shape of a coffin.

Joel Takes a Stand on His Knees.

With celebrities like Rachael Ray and Tommy Lasorda pitching everything from duffel bags to blue cheese douches, Joel realized it was time for him parlay his notoriety to endorse some products he believes in.

Among these:

The Velour Loincloth by Dazzel®. Sparkly and sheer, even in the darkest of nightclubs. It lifts for easy access to dick, with handy velcro corners to keep the flap up while your going down. $44.99 at Structure.

The Stadium Buddy, Senior Golden Years Edition. Just like the common Stadium Buddy, but leakier and easier to use while always flaccid. Also reeks of "Grandma's Attic." $29.99

Dick Plus™. All the taste and texture of regular dick, but with added vitamins and minerals. $22.99 for a six pack at GNC.

Pelican Wings. Tasty barbecued wings of actual pelicans? Why? Fuck it! Available at Wing City and Domino's Pizzas. $4.99 with purchase of a medium pizza. Offer good through Sept 30. No subsitutions.

(pictured above, not every school in Connecticut is Yale)