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I [Bladder] New York

The ubiquity of cell phones combined with the dearth of public restrooms have created a new use for old public phone kiosks in New York City. Guess what it is.


That's right. Pee! The semi-privacy combined with the fact that no one uses them anymore (many of the phones haven't functioned for ages) make them perfect places to answer nature's call (LOL!) anywhere in the city. Got a cup? Then you got yourself a urinal, my friend!


The streaks indicate that some people aim high.





So now you're asking, have I done this before? What, are you nuts? Like many others, I choose to go to the nearest bar, order a beer, chug it and use the bathroom, then have a full bladder when I leave, making the entire trip useless. Don't you?






♪ New York...Concrete jungle where pee's dis-posed of... ♫

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Halloween Goatse!

Found in the Toucan Cleric's Fun Media Library:

A Mixed Sack of Assorted Items

• Joel will be taking Rosh Hashanah off this week, although he's not Jewish. Instead of observing the holiday, he will be using the time off to masturbate to an old poster of Pierce Brosnan in a speedo. Did I say "to?" I meant "on."


• This EADJ reporter has a new job at an agency in New York. I cannot disclose the name of the agency, but it rhymes with Toucan Cleric's Fun. Those of you who worked at Cramer-Krasselt on the weekend and used the men's bathroom– you remember how horrible that smelled?– well, the bathroom here smells like that ALL THE TIME. A full article on the horrors of the bathrooms at Toucan Cleric's Fun coming soon...


***Pathmark "What Doesn't Belong In This Picture?" answers from last week!***

1. Half-drunk Lipton Brisk in the yams.

2. Top loin steaks in the Juicy Juice.

3. French bread in the cupcake icing.

4. Chicken strips in the Entenmann's Cookies (also accepted Thomas Squares Bagelbread).

5. Junior putter set (which Andrew mistook for a mop) in the Bakery Snacks.

Martha Salvoy from Park Falls, Michigan got all 5 answers right. She wins a snowmobile trip for two to the Apostle Islands, Wisconsin, courtesy of Ski Doo and Kimpex Plastic Skis. Kevin Hudson from Asheville, North Carolina came in second and wins a romantic lunch with actor Don Cheadle at the restaurant of his choice.

(pictured above, the once mighty South Street Seaport, once a historic waterfront with a fish and farmer's market, is now a mall, replete with Curlz)

Jessica Threads the Needle

As promised, here is a video of Jessica showing how to cut through the Planners' Ghetto to get to the bathroom.