"First, Let's Kill All The Pathmarks"

This one's a little hard to spot:

Jesus.

"You know, on second thought, yeah, we should just call it a hoverboard again."

Door Organizer Was Skeptical.

Door Organizer was skeptical.

So were Two Hand Towels On The Oven.

Lightbulb Packs couldn't believe what he was hearing.

Combination De-Icer/Scraper just got back from Monsters University.

Coffee Machine at Dunkin Donuts shed a red tear.

Building on 44th Street just winked and smiled.

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Brad For Goodness Sake!

Some assorted nuggets from the desk of Brad Harvey's notebook:

• What's the plural for MILF? MILVES?

• I wonder if two identical twins ever fucked each other.

• Gasoline was probably a bad poultice (SP?) for that baby fox. Rethink.

• Tattoo idea! Chinese infant in a headlock

• Tic Tac still in my pee hole. Next steps?

• Old lady hair. Hilarious! Write a bit about that!

• Can anyone at the park tell I fucked that totem pole?

• Pay Mason to (illegible) for those capoeira (SP?) lessons for Juney

• Apologize to Ryan's Mom about that thing with the thing. Stupid!

• That valet company hasn't called about the job yet. Time to firebomb?

• Why did that German chick have a cock? Do they all? Still, HOT.

• Bowflex: 5 payments left.

• Reminder: STOP MASTURBATING AT THE GOODWILL!!!!

• Dr. Alavar said that wasn't a lump after all. That was a second testicle. So why is my pee cloudy? This could be a Yellow Pages radio script! Still hungry after those chimichangas. What are birds?