Home Depot Waste Bag Was Feeling Frisky

Home Depot Waste Bag was feeling frisky.

IKEA Frame Hanger thought that was hilarious.

Rav 4 Wheel Well was pleasantly surprised.

The Sorting Hat in the Home Depot Parking Lot didn't like it one bit.

The Two Red Goofballs at Panda Express kept their mouths shut.

Mouthwash Dispenser couldn't see what the big deal was.

Fourth of July Preparations

As the holiday weekend approaches, EADJ urges everyone to exercise caution and care when helping your toddler light M-80s.

It is in this spirit that we feature a recent item we got in the mail: The Phantom Fireworks brand catalog:


The 30-page catalog boasted an impressive array of fireworks in their stock. But more interesting were the item descriptions.

(Click to enlarge and read)

Dumb YouTube Comment O' The Fortnight

From page "Food Ad Tricks: Helping Kids Understand Food Ads on TV," a behind-the-scenes look at how advertisers make a burger in commercials look so appetizing, a comment by DaGipsyKing (whose account has regrettably been closed):

I wanna see what she can do with my meat.

Heroes, Episode 3

Yawn.

The Biggest "Twilight" Fan

Pictured above, Joanne catches up on her hourly Robert Pattinson news.

Adriana Lima Remains Unimpressed.

Here's Eminem freestyling on the Tim Westwood Show on BBC 1 for a full 8 minutes:




Adriana Lima admits that this Enimen man has talent but thinks he gets a little repetitious and nasal. She much prefers listening to Brazilian samba, forró, or Bossa nova music.


In 2006, Chemists at Dresden's Technical University discovered carbon nanotubes in the microstructure of a 17th century Damascus sabre, revealing that medieval Muslim sword-smiths used such advanced technique in forging their swords during the Crusades.



Adriana Lima thinks she has a set of knives somewhere in her condo in the French West Indies, but her manservant Ramnaresh usually slices the limes for her poolside caipirinhas.


In 1998, Jari Kuosma of Finland and Robert Pečnik of Croatia teamed up to create the first wingsuit offered to the general public for skydiving and BASE Jumping.



Adriana Lima has never heard of such an activity. When shooting for BCBG on the peak of Pão de Açúcar in Rio, she takes a cable car or helicopter like a normal supermodel.

A Bit We Don't Do Anymore.

It's been a while since EADJ announced the end of doing Pathmark entries like this:


But it seems that other retail stores are getting in on the act. Like Ikea:




(roasted chicken?!)

and Target:



And I know that Pathmark has always been the leader of mis-shelved inventory, but it's going to have to relinquish its crown after this shelf I saw at Target:


I mean, there's so much shit on these shelves that I don't even know what the original display was supposed to look like. Spectacular. Target FTW.