Announcing The Newest Addition To EADJ's "Blackberry Face" Series

EADJ is proud to present our latest acquisition, "Tony"


"Tony" boasts an undeniable tension in composition through the subject's posture and concentrated expression. The bond between machine and man is overwhelming here, signifying an unbreakable relationship and co-dependence. "Tony" measures 57" by 78" and is lovingly mounted on acid-free archival watercolor paper.


"Tony" joins "Maggie" and "Frank" in EADJ's private collection. Showings can be scheduled between 10am and 4pm, Mon-Thurs, (excluding holidays) at the Kunst Room at the McGrath/Jensen Library. No food or drink is allowed.


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Let's Push The Hippo Heads Until They Eat All of The White Marbles From The EADJ Mail Sack!

Submitted by John Reid via MMS, a fountain at a Chinese restaurant:



Reid adds, "If you stare at it long enough, it makes you gay."

This Week of EADJ Is Brought To You By OraMoist

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Here's how OraMoist works: You stick the disc at the top of your mouth, which stays there for a good 4 hours, then you walk around with a mouth full of spit like Pavlov's fucking dog, drooling all over your shirt and making the girls at work think you're some kind of pervert.




Try OraMoist today, and enjoy the benefits of spitting a huge wad in the face of your sworn enemy! C'est magnifique!

Fourth of July Preparations

As the holiday weekend approaches, EADJ urges everyone to exercise caution and care when helping your toddler light M-80s.

It is in this spirit that we feature a recent item we got in the mail: The Phantom Fireworks brand catalog:


The 30-page catalog boasted an impressive array of fireworks in their stock. But more interesting were the item descriptions.

(Click to enlarge and read)

Project Fountain is BACK!

After the Old Bridge Deli was shuttered for almost a whole week, somebody paid their damn taxes and the city of New York saw fit to let them run their shady business again. And Project Fountain was once again in full swing. This fourth entry ups the ante a little with perhaps the biggest variety of new friends:








But before we smuggled the new friends onto the fountain, we did notice that something was amiss. ONE OF THE FARM ANIMALS WAS REMOVED. Careful examination of file photos confirmed this aberration.


But not to worry. Some curious person had simply moved the sheep up to the water stream. You can see it to the right of where the Jawas ended up.






It must be noted that during this latest operation, some businessmen in a conference room observed us during the installation. They were as incredulous of us playing with action figures as we were of them actually renting out a conference room at the Old Bridge Deli.