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25 Days of Hallmark Movies, Day 9: "Christmas Lost And Found" Starring Nobody, Nobody, and Diane Ladd

In most of these movies, the young professional woman leaves the big city to go back to her quaint, podunk town in Bumfuck, Egypt. But for some stupid reason, in this movie, the protagonist Whitney leaves NYC for Chicago, and everyone in the script talks about New York being “the big city” as if Chicago weren’t one of the biggest cities in the country. Second City, my ass.

Romance Factor: 2 out of 10

Christmas Cheer: 8 out of 10

Overall Rating: 5 out of 10

Time Until First Kiss: 01:26:27

EADJ Difficult Sudoku Of the Day

Complete the following Sudoku in under 10 minutes:

EADJ Pun Police

What's all this here then? I'm patrolling the streets for that most heinous, most egregious of misdemeanors, the bloody pun. And let me tell you, guv'nor, this job is not for you sensitive nancies. Wot?


Oh, bugger. That's a terrible one, eh? Dwayne Johnson himself falling victim to an easy play on words, wot? Oy, come back here! Don't you run from me! Stop!


"Peelin' lucky?" Because you bloody peel the game pieces off to play the dodgy McDonald's sweepstakes thingy? Terrible, Mr. Monopoly. I'm going to have to write you a citation for...wait! You can't run from me, you hear? Come back here! *blows whistle*


Not so much a 'groaner' as it is just limp and tired. Not even worth my time, really. Carry on, luv.


Augh! That one really burned me in me front bits! Awful, just awful! Must beat it back with me bobby stick! Hey, come back here! You are running away from me right now!


What a load of codswallop. That's not even how you really pronounce 'phuket,' so you can't really count that one as a pun. Not in the traditional sense.


Ghastly! Two awful bloody puns in the same place! *blows whistle* Come back here! There's no excuse for "Britney Spares!" It doesn't even make sense! Stop! Police!

Let's Scrub The Barnacles Off the EADJ Mail Sack!

Submitted by Tom Weingard, an ad in the Village Voice asks the question, "What would Voltaire's classic play be like if the protagonist had weird lady hands?"