Pictured above, Russell Crowe in 2010, 2014, and 2024 rocks his version of Blue Steel
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Friday, May 12, 2023
Friday, August 7, 2020
Memorable Lines From Movies I Haven't Watched
"Oh God. I feel so exposed. Where are my gloves?"
"You know, Chad, I think we've all taken this intramural game a little too far. Maybe it's time to for us to just take a step ba.... GOAL!!!! WE JUST SCORED ON YOU, CHAD! EAT IT!"
"I said certified copy / seven days a week / wet-ass pussy / make that pull-out game weak"
"Eww. Someone got their DNA all over the BLOODLINE. Gross!"
"Alexa, is it a full moon tonight?"
"In a way, yes."
"Boo."
THE END
"What? No one here likes the J. Geils Band anymore?"
"Jesus. You pull over to pee just for five minutes in Georgia and suddenly have to deal with psycho rednecks."
Tuesday, February 11, 2020
A Few Monster Movie Posters
The woman and the alien at the top of this poster look like they're old college buddies catching up on old times.
"You took my bike to Goodwill?! That was a top-of-the-line Fuji touring bike, Nancy!"
This one looks like the guy took his eager little brother to a senior party and regrets it immediately.
Monday, October 21, 2019
Tuesday, March 19, 2019
Tuesday, March 20, 2018
Friday, November 17, 2017
The ProofrEADJer: Birthdays of Rachel McAdams, RuPaul and Danny DeVito Edition
"Jewellery" is correct if you're British. This ain't Britain.
Tuesday, May 23, 2017
A Burning Question With An Answer
Ever wonder why so many choking posters feature Asian people? Bubble tea.
Wednesday, June 17, 2015
Wednesday, June 10, 2015
More Memorable Lines From Movies I Haven't Seen
Previous entries of this amazing segment are here.
Anonymous hacker: "It was only after I got into the NSA's most protected subfolders that all I was downloading was TROUBLE."
Kevin Hart: "No you gotta do it blacker, son."
(Will Ferrell does something very stereotypically black but goofy as a tall caucasian.)
Kevin Hart: "Alright, alright. You'll get it."
Kumiko: "You shitbags better get your cunthooks off my goddamned treasure. I'm talking to both of you bitch-asses. HANDS THE FUCK OFF."
Rob Lowe: "God, you're beautiful when you're twisted."
Young Actress: "What's with the porn glasses? Is this another Direct TV commercial?"
Jean Claude Van Damme: "WHO TOOK MY EARS???!!!"
Ed Harris: "You shut up."
Liam Neeson: "No, you shut up."
Ed Harris: "No, you shut up."
Liam Neeson: "No, I want you to shut up."
Joel Kinnaman: "Guys guys guys..."
Ed Harris & Liam Neeson (to Joel Kinnaman): "SHUT UP!"
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