A New Segment Where We Shit On Children's Books

Shitting on children's books- does that make you feel like a big blog? I bet it does. Ooh, look at the big mean blog, shitting on books that are trying to instruct young minds.

Nice going to the potty. Now you just put your pants on backwards, genius.

Sir Topham Hat might have the market cornered on talking train slave labor, but he apparently doesn't  know there's a December 31.

Where is Tico? Try behind the barn, buried under the pig trough.

FUCK YOU SUE BENTLEY

Pressuring an infant to "use their words" is some hardcore Tiger Mothering. And who stole Governor Chris Christie's golf pants?

The Health Department soon shut down the whole operation when they saw A FUCKING RAT handling the food.

After playing construction, Joshua is going to go to his play house to beat his play wife for burning the play dinner.

Urban Tumbleweed

Weave + Wind = Western Music

TAFFY!

Pictured above, a far more depressing scene than Edward Hopper's "Night Hawks."

This Just In!

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End of the Year Closeout: Part 2

Tonight we retire another EADJ bit: The misplaced item in Pathmark. Partly because we want to just retire this bit. And partly because the security guard at Pathmark threatened to throw me out of the place next time she saw me taking pictures.








Barnes and Noble step up to the plate:



Not that Safeway in Maryland's any better:

Genuine Reaction Time.

(pictured above, whilst watching a segment on Oprah about polygamy, J'Net gets upset because there are no women with multiple husbands. I mean, where's the equality?!?)

Do You Bereave In Love?

(pictured above, an expensive alternative to flushing a dead gerbil down the toilet)