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A Sneak Peek At This Year's CES Exhibits

The Consumer Electronics Show is slated for June 20 of this year in Denver, and both investors and electronics fans are gearing up to check out the newest gadget innovations. EADJ has acquired a list of the most anticipated exhibits:

• a combination Roomba/couples therapist

• a salad spinner gun that shoots cherry tomato "bullets"

• a device that only picks up radio signals and plays different "radio stations"

• a Coca-Cola jukebox that dispenses warm Pepsi whenever you request Three Doors Down

• a washer/dryer that does both badly and takes up twice the space of other units

• vape cigarettes that smell like Axe Body Spray-saturated balls

The Latest Info Wars Conspiracy Drafts

Alex Whatshishead and his Info Wars staff have lost the show, lost their YouTube channel, podcast and are barred from even holding a meeting in a public park, but that hasn't stopped them from cooking up some exciting new right wing conspiracies for you to spread on your nationalist webring site. Here are their latest kooky conspiracies:

• ISIS has purchased both Sears and K-Mart and are planning to launch a new Muslim big box store with scary greeters.

• If you combine the chemical elements Holmium (HO) and Molybdenum (MO), you can cause an explosion that makes you gay (HOMO).

• The entire Obama administration was an elaborate Deep Fake video, created by ILM and a child's drawing of a skinny black man.

• Roseanne's show was canceled because she knew too much about the television Nielsen Ratings scam perpetuated by carnival workers and garden pixies.

• The ShamWow doesn't work, and the fact that it had the word "sham" in its name only goes to show you how far the Demoncrats will go to sell you Satan's evil non-absorbent micro-cloths.

• Fact: No one was ever looking for Lionel Richie to begin with!

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End of the Year Closeout: Part 2

Tonight we retire another EADJ bit: The misplaced item in Pathmark. Partly because we want to just retire this bit. And partly because the security guard at Pathmark threatened to throw me out of the place next time she saw me taking pictures.








Barnes and Noble step up to the plate:



Not that Safeway in Maryland's any better: