A New Segment Where We Shit On Children's Books

Shitting on children's books- does that make you feel like a big blog? I bet it does. Ooh, look at the big mean blog, shitting on books that are trying to instruct young minds.

Nice going to the potty. Now you just put your pants on backwards, genius.

Sir Topham Hat might have the market cornered on talking train slave labor, but he apparently doesn't  know there's a December 31.

Where is Tico? Try behind the barn, buried under the pig trough.

FUCK YOU SUE BENTLEY

Pressuring an infant to "use their words" is some hardcore Tiger Mothering. And who stole Governor Chris Christie's golf pants?

The Health Department soon shut down the whole operation when they saw A FUCKING RAT handling the food.

After playing construction, Joshua is going to go to his play house to beat his play wife for burning the play dinner.

The Day Arrives.

Last week, EADJ finally went to Old Bridge Deli to experience a Rolly Wrap firsthand. What we saw transcended all expectations and prognostications. How Larry K managed to keep quiet about this fantastic food and its fascinating baking process, we'll never know.




And now, for the very first time anywhere, EADJ is proud to present The Old Bridge Deli's secret process for making a Rolly Wrap!


And five minutes later:


The taste of a Rolly Wrap is hard to describe. It's crispy like the bread of a Quizno's sub, since the dough is thin, but once you bite into it, the ingredients are very calzone or pizza-like. The overall effect is one of cognitive dissonance but utter orgiastic pleasure. It is of this writer's opinion that Old Bridge Deli shouldn't HAVE to pay taxes. This shit is untaxably awesome.