Very Odd Banners

 Two adjacent banners for the same product, except one is forming the Avengers Initiative.

Just the Facts, Ma'am

Shitty Photoshop: For when you want to use a stock shot twice but only want to pay for it once. Yarr!

Hey, That's Not A Candida Fungus.

Spotted in an online banner: not a candida fungus.

 

This Was A Web Banner.

 

Did I click on it? Well, let's just say I know a few more things about cuttlefish. Like, did you know that cuttlefish bone is filled with gas? Cuttle-bone (the things you see in bird cages) has small chambers and like a submarine, filling or releasing the gas in them controls the cuttlefish's buoyancy!

As for the accompanying photo, I think Britney Spears or whoever the hell needs to get a fanny pack to carry her Fruit Roll-Ups like a proper lady.

A Couple Of Questions Regarding A Web Banner I Saw

(Pickle was added for censoring reasons)

1) If your dick became 10" long, why wouldn't you give a shit about anything?

2) Does penis size have anything to do with apathy?

3) Who is this lucky lady who gets fucked all day, every day? Doesn't she have a job?

4) Why do I care?

5) Does that mean I have a small dick because I care?

6) Whatever, man

7) "Report File 7491???!!!???!!!??"

A NSFW Web Banner

A deleted scene from Disney's "Aladdin."

If you're the type of guy who thinks there is a loophole in female psychology that will allow you to bang big-titted babes, you deserve to have your bank account pillaged.

And no, I didn't click to watch the video, although maybe I should've.

But wait, let's reconsider this ad. Maybe by "fuck her mind," they actually meant "listen to her and understand her hopes, fears and dreams to build a bond of trust." That could work. And by "fuck her pussy," they still meant "fuck her pussy."

Green Peppers. Okay.

Pictured above, another one of those Facebook ad banners that make absolutely no goddamn sense.

Let's Use That Outdated Faux Finish Method To Paint the EADJ Mail Sack!

Submitted by Tom Weingard, a pretty ubiquitous web banner that makes zero sense:

Dammit

Another two 5-letter words I wasn't psyched about seeing together.

Two 5-Letter Words That Should Never Be Together.