The ProofrEADJer: End of May Edition

Updated Guest Roster for the Upcoming VidCon '23

The schedule for the foremost convention of content creators and influencers has been updated. Here are the newest speakers and featured artists:

• TikTok dog trainer and life coach/notary Frank Billadieaux

• Lip syncer Damn Hugh will perform all of the *NSYNC discography

• Podcasters vs. Bloggers Family Feud

• Joe Rogan will be selling his supplements in the parking lot

• OnlyFans President Gui Serranovich will be signing autographs with his anus

• Reaction video maker SSniperWolf will dox anyone you choose for $50

• "NPC" TikTokker GemØKatts will thank you in an anime voice if you throw a nickel at her

• Old man Dave Grohl will appear and tell you what "rock n roll" was

The Consumer Electronics Show 2020: What To Expect

The Consumer Technology Association's Consumer Electronics Show, or CES, is almost here, and people are wondering what new consumer gadgets and technology to expect this year. Here is an exclusive sneak peek at what you can look forward to at CES 2020:

• Electronic gourd holders

• Branded babies

• A new phone with a touchscreen that uh, does something new?

• Wireless racism

• Sex toys that our dipshit CES organizers won't get all prudish about

• 3D food printer that can cook lousy like your mom oh snap

• lifelike Tipper Gore android welcomes you

• Discussion of quantum computing by underqualified PR executives

• Shitty salad bar

• Maglev coffins for futuristic mortuaries

From The New Jersey Department of Children and Families

Two 5-Letter Words That Should Never Be Together.