Very Odd Banners

 Two adjacent banners for the same product, except one is forming the Avengers Initiative.

Confusing Patches NOW On Sale!!!

 I received this email about some seriously rare patches:

I guess they're rare because nobody would know what the F they are. I mean, maybe Star Wars fans could see that's the Death Star (the superlaser focus lens is too small), and definitely Wu Tang fans could make out the big W shape, but why is it turned into a donut with sprinkles? I can't even read the pink/purple one. The whole thing looks like a dirty shower tile floor with a drain.

I'm just wondering what the thought process was to mix these three things together. Does RZA like donuts and Star Wars? Maybe. He's eclectic like that.

The ProofrEADJer: December Edition

UAG

No Habla Breakfast Roll

Spotted at the 4th Avenue/9th Street subway stop:


Eww. Taquitos and coffee sounded weird to begin with, then the big circle said the taquitos were filled with OMELET.


Wow. Nothing like taquitos and coffee to wake you up and make you fart on the way to work. Since when was Mexican cuisine part of this nutritious breakfast? This only sounds delicious when you're drunk at 4am and you can't remember where your left shoe is.


Tiger.


Of course, no ad in New York would be complete without some pithy graffiti commentary:

Let's Dip the EADJ Mail Sack In Our Mouth!

(pictured above, another submission by an obviously bored Vince)