The ProofrEADJer: April Edition

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Some Burning Questions About Pearl Milling Company's Pancake On The Go

1. Who's so busy that they can't wait for pancakes?

2. Who's so busy that they can't wait for pancakes but I insists on having them "on the go"?

3. Will these people get fired if they stop for 10 minutes to sit down and eat pancakes like a normal person?

4. Who eats pancakes with a spoon out of a cup?

5. Does the awful experience eating pancakes with a spoon out of a cup make eating pancakes even worth it at this point?

6. Has the person who this is for reexamined their work/pancake balance?

The ProofrEADJer, Mid-February Edition

Let's Almost Forget To Submit A Daily Entry For The EADJ Mail Sack!

Submitted by Matt S., a piece of obvious (and generic) plot summary for "House."

Breakfast.

Not to be outdone by KFC's Double Down chicken-as-the-bread sandwich, IHOP announced their new Pancake Stackers, where cheesecake turds are sandwiched between pancakes with fruit and a dollop of whipped cream on top.

"Customers can now enjoy pancakes– an already unhealthy, carby breakfast– with unnecessarily sweet fruit topping and a super-high calorie dessert in between," said Helen Trenton, VP of Marketing, "Pour some lingonberry syrup on top of all that, and PanCAKES with cheeseCAKE will now be the biggest pigfucker breakfast on the planet!"

Mrs. Trenton then gagged and gave a doctor the finger.

Spotted In Irvington, NJ

A totally legit-looking proposition.

Let's Ransack the EADJ Mail Sack!

A photo and comment submitted by John Reid:


"Women."

Fake!

Video games have come so far when it comes to the graphics, controls and sheer density of the fantastic worlds that their programmers have created. Players who are immersed in video games have the ability to be anyone or do anything. Still, however, some of today's games are pushing the limits of believability.

For example, here in Sims 3, you can become friends with an ex. Friggin' right.

The Curlz from Ipanema

Hope everyone had a good weekend. Joel sure did.

A busload of cheerleader prostitutes broke down outside Joel's apartment complex. Joel sent his chimp servant out to the bus to care for the hookers' needs while he finished watching the LOST season finale a fourth time. Flash forwards?!!

After finishing his bit of daily Tivo viewing, Joel went out and chatted with the cheerleader prostitutes about what's wrong with their bus. Donna and Fiona said it was a transmission problem. Keri thought something sounded weird with the alternator. Brianna complained about a grey discharge.

One of the hooker cheerleaders asked Joel if maybe he could call a tow truck for them. Joel said he doesn't have a phone book but wished them all well. He even gave Kellie a case of dicks to tide them over until some real help showed up. Sluts.

(pictured above, a reader submission of the latest awful use for Curlz)