More Things That Are Objectively Cuter Than Ariana Grande

Pop superstar Ariana Grande continues to project the image of being the cutest thing in the universe. With respect, we at EADJ have found a few more things that are proven to be cuter than her:

• panda paws

• baby doll cowboy boots

• plush starfish

• crocodiles wearing glasses

• fingernail-sized frogs (however poisonous)

• velour mittens

• the fact that Ziggy doesn't have a neck

• Dustin Hoffman giggling

• Ed Sheeran attempting to grow facial hair

• when kids sing along to "Smack My Bitch Up"

"Hey Yo, V.I.P."

Pictured above, the announcement to a new celebrity-run home improvement show on DIY Channel.

That there is one seriously missed opportunity to use MC Hammer instead.

Spotted In Irvington, NJ

A totally legit-looking proposition.

Racist Appliances

I got a flyer in the mail from my local power company last week. One page in it struck me:


Those appliances didn't look too happy to have minority guests over. So RACIST APPLIANCES was born:







Racist appliances!

A Better Look

On Monday, we posted an entry that featured a bit of creative graffiti using a strip of black tape on a crossing light on 9th Street and 2nd Ave in Brooklyn (probably the work of someone from the nearby hipster hotspot The Bell House).

We shot another photo of the crossing light at night to get the full effect (Editor's Note: Sammy Hagar was added digitally after the photo was taken).


After showing this to the wife, J'Net said, "Well, at least they didn't make a middle finger." How true, J'Net. How true.