Upcoming InfoWars Conspiracy Stories

Alex Jones continues to push his writers to come up with the batshit craziest conspiracy lunacy to inject into public discourse. Here are the latest conspiracies that he will inject into his upcoming shows:

• Starbucks are communist collectives designed to poison capitalist workers with overpriced caffeine to make them TOO productive.

• People who work at aquariums around the country are all Mormon socialists, planning to marry all the dolphins and spread the fish/wealth

• Grimace is actually a large virulent fungus engineered by McDonald's to devour all uneaten burgers in parking lots

• Public librarians have been trained by the Mossad to assassinate anyone who defaces children's books about Hanukkah

• Soul legend Ray Charles was a foreign operative, and his song "Georgia On My Mind" was about the Georgian Soviet Socialist Republic that he missed so much

This Week's Episode Summaries for CBS's FBI Shows

FBI

Season 4 Episode 8: "Sumdumgui"

Hampton wonders who borrowed his sidearm. Detective Galloway meets her landlady's husband, who turns out to be the mugger that she arrested yesterday. Sgt. Masterson tries on skinny jeans.

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FBI: International

Season 2 Episode 10: "Speedo Wars"

Interpol investigates Terrazas's chimpanzee massage business. Seymour learns how to roll a futo maki. Things go to shit in Brazil.

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FBI: Most Wanted

Season 3 Episode 2: "Get It On, Falun Gong"

A drug raid of American Girl Place comes up empty. Belinda and Darcy compare tits. A loose donkey at the station destroys four years' worth of evidence.

The ProofrEADJer: April Edition

Attention, Galaxoroma: hire a proofreader for your social posts.

 

Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Hulu This Month

Periodically, Netflix introduced new shows or movies based on viewer preferences. Here now are all the shows that will be added to Hulu this month:

• The Property Brothers Make Out

• Paw Patrol: Special Victims Unit

• Love It, List It, or Shred Everything You Own?

• Pitch Perfect: The Laryngitis Years

Here are the shows and movies that Hulu is removing from their lineup this month:

• Murder She Rapped

• How I Met Your Uncle's Second Wife's Daughter

• The Laura Ingraham Two Minutes of Hate

•  Dora the Internet Explorer