EADJ Announces Nifty iPhone Cases!

EADJ is proud to announce the release of their own line of iPhone case for the iPhone 4, 4S, 5, 5C, and 5S. Made of lightweight, scratch-resistant polymers, these stylish cases make a statement while protecting your smart phone. Pick from 8 designs!

Click here to order now.

Breakfast.

Not to be outdone by KFC's Double Down chicken-as-the-bread sandwich, IHOP announced their new Pancake Stackers, where cheesecake turds are sandwiched between pancakes with fruit and a dollop of whipped cream on top.

"Customers can now enjoy pancakes– an already unhealthy, carby breakfast– with unnecessarily sweet fruit topping and a super-high calorie dessert in between," said Helen Trenton, VP of Marketing, "Pour some lingonberry syrup on top of all that, and PanCAKES with cheeseCAKE will now be the biggest pigfucker breakfast on the planet!"

Mrs. Trenton then gagged and gave a doctor the finger.

The Most Boring EADJ Entry Ever.

Me and Tom had lunch at Euro Diner one day. I ordered a salad and the dressing came in this:


Okay, neat. They repurposed a Snapple bottle. Saving the earth or whatevers. But then I look over at the next table:


What the who-hey? I get recycled garbage for my condiment, and they get a real dressing bottle? What kind of sickening social injustice is this? Am I living in the sixties again? Are you completely bored out of your mind now? I am.