They're Still Around

I took these photos around NYC before the lockdown—and some of these were maybe featured before—but it's still oddly comforting to see:

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The ProofrEADJer: Early Jane's Addiction Edition

Wait a minute. Why did I call this the "Early Jane's Addiction Edition?" There weren't any entries about any of Jane's Addiction's early albums "Jane's Addiction," "Nothing's Shocking," or even "Ritual de lo Habitual." So what gives? You got me, pal.

NY vs NJ

Since moving to Maplewood, NJ from Brooklyn, NY this EADJ reporter has noticed some serious cultural differences between the two fine cities.

Tools in Brooklyn:


Tools in Maplewood:



Garbage in Maplewood:


Garbage in Brooklyn:


Cart in Brooklyn:


Cart in Maplewood:


Wildlife in Maplewood:


Wildlife in Brooklyn:



A note in Maplewood:


A note in Brooklyn:

That's Gotta Burn

Momma says one out of five of the total adolescent and adult population is infected with genital herpes. So we opened the latest issue of The Society Page Magazine and guessed which of the five skanks in group photos had the burning H.


Quick legal note: The following is just bullshit conjecture based on herpes statistics Momma gave us. So before any of you bitches actually find this blog and want to sue EADJ for defamation, please note that your photo was published in some free rag we found behind a Golden Tee machine at Bahama Kip's, and we changed your names, too, so it's entirely a work of fiction. Whores.


Hannah didn't get the text from her BFFs about wearing jeans that night. Also, she didn't get the memo that one of them was a man.


Kristi (or is it Christy? Christie? Kristie? Kristi? Christi? Cristi?) didn't share her margarita glass with the others for a reason. Because of her "zit."


Figuring out that Paige had the STD was easy, since she was the only marginally bangable one in the quintet.


Keith liked to wipe bar glasses with his infected dick. Which is not only gross, but hilarious.