The Pathmark of the Beast

Twitter's Least Used Hashtags For The Week of April 24

Twitter sucks so much ass it should implode under its own suckage. Nevertheless, its users "tweet" about lots of subjects, and they add hashtags which become popular and why am I explaining all this to you in 2019. Anyways, here are the least used hashtags that you should use in your own tweets:

#incelcologne

#bitcoinhonesty

#Fortnitescholars

#GoldenCorralrestraint

#flirtingtheEasterBunny

#beholdmynutsMissSwift

#kernelcornmakesaterriblelube

#rubbingmyballsonthechafingdish

#MaraLagoemployeeappreciationday

#mooningfromtheInternationalSpaceStation

#holyshitthatbabycarseatsuredidwithstandthatbearattacktoobadforthebabythough

The ProofrEADJer: Mid-September Edition

Track Listing For a Kwanzaa Carols CD Written By Someone Who Knows Nothing About Kwanzaa But Has The Utmost Respect For It But Only Has The CD Cover To Go By

1) Feast?

2) 6 Pillars of Pride

3) The Red, Green and Black of It All

4) And Now We Pass The Cup

5) Salt, Fruit, and Wheat Threshings

6) Blessings of the Season (Uptown Remix)

7) What The Corn Means (What Does It Mean?)

8) Performing On Greenscreen

9) Kwanzaa: An Evening (Week?) of Reflection or Celebration or Something

10) Deck The Halls (Serious Kwanzaa Version)

11)  Light That Candle (For That Kwanzaa Flame)

UAG

Are You Fucking Kidding Me?

"YoYoYo?" Really?