Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Hulu This Month

Periodically, Hulu renews or cancels shows or movies based on viewer preferences some random algorithm. Here now are all the shows that will be added to Hulu this month:

• The Masked But Unvaccinated Singer

• 4 Hours of Someone Pouring Lentils Into A Bin

• Lathe Woodworking With Stumpy

• The Price Is Right But Only That Game Where You Have To Punch Your Hand Through The Paper Circles

• Parallel Parking with Kaitlyn Jenner 

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And here are the shows and movies that Hulu is removing from their lineup this month:

• Extremely Loud ASMR For the Hard of Hearing

• Family Freud

• Uber Confessions

• Boy Band of Brothers (from the creators of Cop Rock)

• Padma Lakshmi Refuses To Eat That

Some Regular Words That Could Easily Be The Name For An All Male Revue

Any of the following words and phrases could be written on a white board outside a male strip club and patrons wouldn't bat an eye. Here are some very feasible (and available!) names for all male revues:

Magic Eraser
Manscape
Mail Drop
Musselwhite
Saks Fifth Avenue
Outback Steakhouse
Bulgaria
BD Wong
Dickinson College
Sweat Bees
Manchuria
Dongle Connector
Meet The Press
Macho Brace
Muscovites
Bosu Balls
Butch Goring
Butt Dial
Chest of Drawers

An Imagined Conversation

"Look at this bachelor pad. This place is a dump, and those Scandinavian liquor models are coming over any minute to take us to the Empire Hotel rooftop for some bottle service and to hang with Nikki and Paulo! Hand me the broom, Jeff."

"Broom?! Ha ha, you gotta be kidding me, Rob. We don't have a broom anymore. We're not friggin' dorks, man. We now have a Three To Tango broom, which is all about style!"

"Whoa! Look at that broad sweeper! Can it brush dirt off our bamboo floors like the old broom did?"

"You bet, Rob. It does just as good a job as any old nerdy broom. But this baby has the added bonus of cleaning with fun, festive colors and hologram glitter all over the handle and head!"

"Fuck me! That is so amazingly stylish! And look at it sweep just like a boring, unadorned broom! Look at my striped shirt!"

"And you think that stops with the broom? Oh no, my friend. You can also get a dustpan and brush that is just as stylish and cool." Every step of the sweeping up process has now been made chic and in vogue!"

"It's like we're underwear models on the catwalk now!"

"It's cool cleaning for a hip home like ours, Rob! We are sweeping in style!"

(third bedroom door opens)

"Rob, Jeff, I'm trying to sleep in here but can't because of your loud, effeminate caterwauling about 'sweeping in style.' You guys are fucking pussies. And is that my shirt?!"

Coming Soon To The EADJ Crappinema: Bickford Shmeckler's Cool Ideas

Hot on the heels of "Ten Inch Hero" is another ensemble comedy featuring a bunch of supporting cast celebrities trying to support each other into a full feature film. A movie "lean-to," if you will.


But whereas "Ten Inch Hero" was earnestly going for your heartstrings, this movie seems to be aiming at both your head and your crotch.


This apparent "Real Genius" homage (or is it a "Big Bang Theory" homage?) contains a likable genius, a lickable sorority girl, and a campus full of wacky characters who smoke pot and know how to party!


"Award-winning?" They won a Mobius Award, too?