Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Hulu This Month

Periodically, Hulu renews or cancels shows or movies based on viewer preferences some random algorithm. Here now are all the shows that will be added to Hulu this month:

• The Masked But Unvaccinated Singer

• 4 Hours of Someone Pouring Lentils Into A Bin

• Lathe Woodworking With Stumpy

• The Price Is Right But Only That Game Where You Have To Punch Your Hand Through The Paper Circles

• Parallel Parking with Kaitlyn Jenner 

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And here are the shows and movies that Hulu is removing from their lineup this month:

• Extremely Loud ASMR For the Hard of Hearing

• Family Freud

• Uber Confessions

• Boy Band of Brothers (from the creators of Cop Rock)

• Padma Lakshmi Refuses To Eat That

Vince's Uncle Roberto On How To Change The Color of a Web Page Background Using CSS

The background-color property in CSS applies solid colors as background on an element. Here's an example:

html {
   background-color: #82a43a;
  }

The example used above (#82a43a) is called a hex code, and it is one of several ways that CSS has to represent a single color. Hex codes are one way to declare a color in CSS. There are also a whole bunch of names that you can use, for example:

.page-wrap { background: white; }
footer { background: black; }
.almonds { background: blanchedAlmond; }

These colors aren't very flexible, but they can come in handy in a pinch. They're easier to remember than hex codes, and there are a ton of them.  Another way to declare a color is to use RGB, RGBa, HSL, or HSLa:

#page-wrap {
   background: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.8); /* 80% Black */ 
} 
.widget {
   background: hsla(170, 50%, 45%, 1); 
}

Unlike hex codes, these values allow for transparency (alpha), which can be super useful.


And speaking of useful, if you're ever riding in the back of my limo on a date, and I somehow get a flat and have to change the spare, that would be the perfect time to prove to your lady friend that you're not a useless millennial shithead and come help me change the darn tire like a man. Be safe, kids.

Twitter's Least Used Hashtags, Week of January 26

Here are this week's batch of weakass hashtags that you're welcome to use in your weakass Twitter feeds:

#antivaxpundits

#chewingtinfoil

#petdandermerkin

#twofingershavebeeninside

#madpussyasinitsangryatme

#Godisontheotherteamsside

#50shadesofgreysausagefest

#cantgetenoughDeflategatejokes

#notenoughAdamLevineontheradio

#andtherapistsgonnaraperaperaperaperape

Spotted In Penn Station

Two packages of instant chocolate pudding.


Yeah, two packages of instant chocolate pudding. Just abandoned there, totally free for the taking. Like someone either forgot them there, or somehow intentionally left them there. No, it's chocolate pudding, for crying out loud. Someone definitely forgot them.


Wait, shit. Did I say two packages? I meant THREE packages of instant chocolate pudding. Just sitting there, unclaimed, like it's perfectly natural for three packages to be sitting there with no one around to claim them. What is going on here?! Aren't we in the middle of a crippling recession? Who throws out three packages of perfectly good instant chocolate pudding?!

I'll leave it there over the break, and if it's still there on January 2nd, I'll take it home.

The ProofrEADJer, October Edition

Heroes: The Brynn & Joanne Special Edition

Here's footage of Brynn & Joanne playing dolly with some Heroes action figures, which if you ask me, is far superior to the actual series.

What They Thinking

A: "Man, there are a lot of keylines here."
B: "Yay, we're only a quarter through these 600 keylines!"
C: "I woke up in the middle of the night dreaming about resizing an out of home board!"
D: "I wonder if I should bring up the fact that there's a typo on every keyline."