25 Days of Hallmark Movies, Day 2: "Jingle Belle"

Romance Factor: 7 out of 10

Christmas Cheer: 3 out of 10

Overall Rating: 5 out of 10

Time Until First Kiss: 01:23:53 (no thanks to RUDY!)

I also realized that this is the very first time that I can legitimately use the tags for Tempestt Bledsoe and Keshia Knight Pulliam! Yay!

Three Stupid Monday Morning Captchas

A South Park-inspired one from Matt S:


And this one when I tried to comment on Larry K's blog Missing Link:


Hey, update your blog, Larry! It's been seven months!

Another note: You'll notice on that last screenshot that there's a second tab with the now-defunct "They Said This" blog that Dan had built. It was the funniest fucking thing ever. Goddamn, I miss that blog.

All Hail!

Regally he strode along the super-steep course, with a monocle in his eye and a racing helmet under his arm. He opened a small brass box from the pocket of his baja assault pants and took a pinch of snuff. "Today is a great day for a very muddy and noisy race!" he proclaimed as trumpeteers signaled commencement of the Amp Xtreme 2010 Invitational.

Suddenly, I Forgot What I Was Going to Illegally Download.

Let's Store Vegetables in the EADJ Mail Sack To Keep Their Freshness Longer!

Submitted by Kat, a puzzling CAPTCHA she got while buying tickets:

Some More Things That I JUST Noticed

Maybe I'm just dense. But here are a few more items I've only figured out now:

Stacy "Fergie" Ferguson's album "The Dutchess (sic)" is sort of a reference to The Duchess of York Sarah "Fergie" Ferguson.



The Internet imageboard 4chan is a phonetic play on the word "fortune."




The doorways on the Chrysler Building are in the shape of a coffin.