Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To HBO Max This Month

HBO Max periodically renews or cancels series or movies based on viewer preferences. Here now are all the shows that will be added to HBO Max this month:

• C.H.U.D.: The Chuddening

• Trashy Women At Customer Service

• Passive Aggressive Notes From My Mother That I Turned Into a Screenplay

• Dragons and Boobs

• Past-His-Prime Comedian Workshops Some New Bullshit

• Flirtatious Donkey Animated Series

Here are the shows and movies that HBO Max will be removing from their lineup this month:

• Suck My Balls: The Boba Tea Story

• Crawlspace! The Musical

• 16 Hours of Nickelback Working on Their 2008 Album "Dark Horse"

• Unboxing: The Horror Movie

• A History of Colons

• A Roomful of YouTubers and IG Influencers, All With Nail Guns

• Pull It Real Good: Why Spinderella Quit Salt 'N Pepa

Many a Trip Continues Long After Movement In Time and Pathmark Have Ceased

The Most Important Thing A Father Can Do For His Children Is To Love Their Pathmark

The Models of the EADJ Fashion Roundup Speak Up

"It's cold out, so I should cover up. But I also feel so darn SEXY, I should wear the leggings that are torn on the thighs like one of those Bon Jovi concert shirts from 1989. Too bad this wool scarf totally covers up my 2013 cleavage."

"I'm a cool cowboy. I tell you whut, by the time you figure out what the words on the back of my jacket say, I'll have gutted you with my samurai sword and taken your girl. Bet."

"Goddammit, the furs at this boutique are all so boring. Don't you have something with alternating stripes… no, alternating stripes that ZIGZAG like Charlie Brown's shirt? You do?! Okay, I'll suck your dick if you take forty bucks off."

"I don't know what the fuck I was thinking when I put these glittered speed skating tights on. I look like one of the Wonder Twins at a gay pride parade."

RU @ THE BAR? IM W8TING 4 TRAIN. ON MY WAY.

LOOK FOR ME IN 10 MIN. ILL B DRESSED UP LIKE INDIANA JONES AFTER A YOGA CLASS WITH TWO SMALL WOLVES DEVOURING MY SHINS.

"Frankenhood" Claims Its Spot On The EADJ Crappinuum

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I'm not gonna lie to you. "Frankenhood" is pretty low on the Crappinuum. The characters were likable enough and the story was simple and the production values were pretty good. But maybe that's why I am so harsh on the filmmakers of this one– they had such opportunity to make this hilarious and memorable. So I'm pretty much penalizing them for squandered potential. Sorry, Blaxwell Smart. Your baby is right between "Humanity's End" and "Unbeatable Harold," which were both pretty hard to watch. I'm tough because I love.

How The Mighty Van Halen.

Spotted in CVS, one of the coolest guitar paint jobs in the history of rock 'n roll is relegated to a lousy paint chip for some broadway play Press On nails.

A Title Other Than "Separated At Birth"

(pictured left to right, Joe Nudelman (don't laugh) and Moses Schrute from NBC's The Office)