The ProofrEADJer: July Edition

And this pretty one I found by the side of the road, which I promptly stole and recycled. Go green!

The Pathway Of The Righteous Man Is Beset On All Sides By Gatorade Bottles And Decorative Eiffel Tower Clocks

An Old Entry I Forgot To Post

Vent! Vent!

Plus Size Separates But Equals

Pictured above, Dress Barn subliminally caters to women who yearn for the "good old days" when black women waited on them hand and foot and used a separate bathroom.

A Title Other Than "Separated At Birth"

(pictured left to right, Joe Nudelman (don't laugh) and Moses Schrute from NBC's The Office)

He's Crafty, He Eats a Dick

Joel's gone craft crazy!

After making a candleholder from popsicle sticks, yarn and glitter at a recent workshop for 'tards, Joel has fully embraced the world of craftmaking. He recently told his manager that crafts is a close second to eating dick as his favorite pastime.

Spending thousands at the nearby Joann Fabrics store, Joel has full-heartedly thrust himself into cross stitching, patchwork, scrapbooking, crochet, knitting, haberdashery, beadwork, quilting, swallowing cock, shell decorating, card making, paper making, bookbinding, jewelry making, wood sculpture, ironwork, papier maché, candle making, pottery, soap making, polymer claywork, bouquet arrangement, miniature work, sweater embroidery, and napkin folding.

But he has utterly refused to try his hand at wreathmaking. He said that's for pussies.

(pictured above, the greatest photo of all time)