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EADJ Fashion Round-Up

Wearing the brand colors of Dunkin to order at Dunkin certainly is a choice.

Like muddah, like daughta. Like a J. Crew pajama catalog.

I hate when people take their shoes off on planes. So this is weird but acceptable.

If there's a biker bar in Scotland, I think I found their bartender.

Imagine minding your own business, trying to get a bagel and some asshole takes a photo of you in your pee dot sweatpants.

Because she works at the register, this lady at Burlington got first dibs on the coffee stain silk blouse.

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25 Days of Hallmark Movies, Day 24: "No Sleep 'Til Christmas"

This was not a bad movie at all. As made-for-TV rom coms go, "No Sleep 'Til Christmas" was quite enjoyable and even made me laugh a few times. But where it DID fail was incorporating Christmas into the story. There was one scene with a Santa, and I think her original wedding was set for Christmas Day? Whatever. It would've been fine without it, and Christmas would be just fine without this entry, too.

Romance Factor: 9 out of 10

Christmas Cheer: 0 out of 10

Overall Rating: 4.5 out of 10

Time Until First Kiss: 01:24:26

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