Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To HBO Max This Month

HBO Max periodically renews or cancels series or movies based on viewer preferences. Here now are all the shows that will be added to HBO Max this month:

• C.H.U.D.: The Chuddening

• Trashy Women At Customer Service

• Passive Aggressive Notes From My Mother That I Turned Into a Screenplay

• Dragons and Boobs

• Past-His-Prime Comedian Workshops Some New Bullshit

• Flirtatious Donkey Animated Series

Here are the shows and movies that HBO Max will be removing from their lineup this month:

• Suck My Balls: The Boba Tea Story

• Crawlspace! The Musical

• 16 Hours of Nickelback Working on Their 2008 Album "Dark Horse"

• Unboxing: The Horror Movie

• A History of Colons

• A Roomful of YouTubers and IG Influencers, All With Nail Guns

• Pull It Real Good: Why Spinderella Quit Salt 'N Pepa

This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness

Who farted? No seriously, who farted?

Apparently anthropomorphic sharks don't know shit about proper firearm grip.

Common cannot believe you haven't watched the critically acclaimed AMC series "Hell On Wheels" yet. It's already into its fourth season and has been nominated for an Emmy and a Saturn Award. For shame. What's wrong with you?!

This is both confusing and boring. Were they coming up with album cover ideas in an office break room?

"Come with me if you want to listen to shitty dirty south trappin'."

"Hmm. I know I left my super-conductive black horse around here somewhere…"

HIP HOP AWFULNESS UPDATE:

Good news. Meyhem Lauren, we finally found you A CHAIR!

ENJOY!

Meanwhile, At The Ob/Gyn Office...

Dick in an Upright and Locked Position

Joel had warm nuts in his mouth today.

Not the kind that you roast beside a skating rink. The kind that hang in pairs inside a huge, hairy scrotum. Yeah, that kind.

It was all a part of The United Way's Sucking Nuts For Diabetes, an annual event held by the Orange County Memorial Hospital. Its organizer Sue McCloskey had misheard that Joel eats other things besides dick and invited him to suck a pair of nuts for the children. An avid diabetic and a supporter of good causes, Joel said yes rather than correcting her.

Joel sucked nuts for exactly 6 hours last Saturday, fulfilling sponsors' bids and racking up an impressive $300 for diabetes research. Way to go, Suck Nutter! Now go eat a dick!

(pictured above, Delta Airlines condones that any evil action can be justified if it is done for a good purpose, meaning it's okay to murder a million puppies if that can get you to Tulsa for the conference)