Updated Lineup For the Upcoming VidCon 2025 in Minneapolis

Get your tickets for VidCon 2025 so you can catch all these internet-famous social luminaries and podcasters:

• Manosphere dipshit Kevin Markus will explain the link between letting women vote and inflation

• Knot tying instructor Veemee Shithouse will tie a perfect square knot using only his balls

• Sayso Megguneh, the ukulele Slipknot cover artist, will be busking in the parking lot

• Free tasting of Amouranth's new vodka brand HAMMERANTH

• Rick Astley will appear in random bathroom stalls to Rickroll attendees

• Special Hall D panel: "What Were Blogs?"

Happy New Year From Eat A Dick Joel

Congrats. You've made it to 2023 A.D.

Don't fuck it up.

The EADJ Fiverr Experiment: IN MOTION!

We are happy to report that we've pulled the trigger and have paid Fiverr user faswaldo to write an entry for our blog. Because sending $110 to some random stranger who takes photos standing in the middle of a street is a sound investment.

Stay tuned for whatever she comes up with!

EADJ: The Year 2014 In Review

So Google+ took a bunch of photos off of EADJ from the past year and generated a nice compilation video set to some 80s German electro.

I'm sure Google+'s original intent was to compile some nice photos of family and friends, etc., but this EADJ video is just a long parade of useless crap:

Crap in, crap out, right? Crap blog.