Episode Summaries For Last Week's FBI Shows on CBS

 FBI

Carol and Donovan lead a task force to monitor if Dollar General is stealing trade secrets from Dollar Tree. Sergeant Valco uses his EMT training to revive a fainting clown. A power outage and strange circumstances bring rookie Marco face to face with rocker Billy Squier.

FBI International

Debbie coordinates with Interpol to shut down a ring of pirated Labubu suppliers. Bianca and Giovanni infiltrate a terrorist cell operating out of the east clock of Big Ben. A UN representative negotiates a hostage transfer between a North Korean ambassador and Burwell.

FBI: Most Wanted

Cody uncovers an illegal casino in a grain silo. Smacky falls asleep during a stake out. Captain Guiterrez fires his nanny after the meatball incident.

Oh Look– It's Time To Say Goodbye To A Bunch of Crap That Marketers Want You To Say Goodbye To!

Bye bye! Bye bye! Bye bye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye!

Marvel's Racist Appliances

Spotted in "Matters" Magazine

This innocuous ad for the South Orange Family Dentistry shows a couple of mascots encouraging kids to brush their teeth.

But upon closer inspection, I realized that both the toothpaste and the tooth HAD TEETH. So not only is the toothpaste about to brush its teeth, the TOOTH IS BRUSHING ITS TEETH. 

Are both the toothpaste and the tooth brushing their teeth with the toothpaste coming from the toothpaste? Isn't that some kind of sick cannibalistic sexual thing now? Would the toothpaste that the toothpaste is using to brush its teeth just wind up back in the tube? Is there anything more beautiful than a child's smile?

THE TOOTH IS BRUSHING ITS TEETH. SLEEP WELL, KIDS.