The EADJ Fashion Round-Up: June Edition

Desmond rocks the Kidnapper/Construction look in a blue plaid and Desert Storm camo combo.

Patricia plays with the colors and textures of a Koopa Troopa.

Nothing telegraphs an aversion to Mondays or a preference for lasagna like a matching Garfield sweatshirt/sneaks combo. FEED ME, JON!

Mr. Roark searches the NJ Transit platform at midnight for fantasies to fulfill on the fly. No takers.

Sikh patriotic combo, dude!

After enchanting the Walgreens lip-liner aisle, the Brown and Yellow Fairy Princess flies away in her Lexus crossover.

Even More Unknown Perks of the AMC Stubs Card

Being a member of the AMC Stubs rewards program already has its benefits, but check out these other fabulous bonuses you can get just by signing up today:

• Free admission for Wookiee sidekicks

• $40 off any single Twix bar

• Free potbellied pig rental with any movie

• Free July 1984 copy of Fangoria

• If Alanis Morisette goes down on you in an AMC theatre, we won't say anything

• You get to sit in the handicapped seat even if you're not handicapped, and actual handicapped people who want the seat can't do anything about it

• No outside food allowed, but Stubs members can sneak in booze (as long as they share)

• Free printout of all Limp Bizkit lyrics

• You can pee anywhere (dine-in theaters excluded)

• For any DCEU movie, you can get your money back in advance

This Just In:

An IM from Andrew:

Jessica Trouble

Jessica lost her Blackberry today. So that blows.
If you know Jessica and would like to give her your number, send it to jfoster@c-k.com. Warning: this is her work email, so if your domain name is anything like hotdudecocks.com or fistingjeffrey.net, it will probably be blocked.

(pictured above, a photo from last year where Jessica and Michelle went to a Jamiroquai concert at the Congress Theatre, only to find it completely dark and empty. Turns out the show was the NIGHT BEFORE! Yaaaaaaay!)

Joel of all trades. Master of dick.

Joel didn't do much today. Except his whites in the warm cycle. And eat dick. He's eagerly awaiting a phone call from Paramount Studios, who have apparently taken interest in his script about a skinny copywriter who eats dick and cries during "Grey's Anatomy." The working title is called "Atkins Moonshine & Dick." Johnny Depp, Casper Van Dien, and Joel Thomas have already expressed interest.

(pictured above, the rarest of photos: Reception still open at 5:40 pm)

A new beginning for Joel.

2007 promises to bring new hope and dick to Joel. He has resolved to make a new start and has already quit his job as a CompUSA greeter. He will now devote more time to writing screenplays for Tatum O' Neal's new series "Wicked Wicked Games." To show their faith in the project, the studio MyNetworkTV has even purchased an additional one episodes! Way to go, dick eater!


Joel has also reportedly lost more weight. He is now a healthy 130 lbs, although his liver only works intermittently now. Atkins-tastic!

(pictured at the top: kitchen renovations on 24 force a Trekkie –Trekker, whatever– to forlornly stroke his Tribble mouse cover)