It's Time To Say Goodbye To Stuff That Marketers Want Us To Say Goodbye To!

Goodbye! Goodbye! Bye bye! Goodbye! Goodbye!

Autumn Leaf Was Ready For Halloween.

Autumn Leaf was ready for Halloween.

Other Leaves just smirked and looked fabulous.

And Another Leaf just seemed confused.

Bonus: Two Leaves show their love! ❤️

The Grammys!

This Friday, CBS presents the 408th Annual Grammys, celebrating the best in music for 2023-2024. 

featuring performances by:

Hogsweat

Spumani Pedi

Tweeparty

G9RV8

Craigslist Meetup '94

Bruh

Izzy Dedd and Lil' Thyroid

Hoo Gotcha (ft. SPAMenoid)

Spotted On a "Learn Sign Language" Box Label

Now I'm not an animal behavior expert, but I'm pretty sure -based on that cat's body language- that it's either going to dart out of there or scratch that girl's eyes out in self defense.

Here Are Your Monthly Job Numbers

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To: ALLCOMPANY

From: jkas@frumundaindustries.net

Hey, party people! And I say party people because we are ABOUT TO PAR-TAY at this corporate retreat! And I hate to be the bringer of bummer announcements, but Carl has told me no one can board the bus until they submit their timesheets and email the receipt code to me by EOD. Sorry, folks, I don't make the rules. But I do MIX THE COCKTAILS, WUT!

Anyhoo, here are the job numbers for y'all:

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574839 - Colluding with the Russians to influence the election

234256 - Asking someone to put the straw in your CapriSun

959951 - Annoying Doris

382410 - Trotting out an old, tired "Chappelle Show" reference

101222 - Shitting in a tin bucket (FOR CHARITY!!!!!)

997736 - Confronting the killer yourself without calling the police

248245 - Dancing like somebody's watching

777392 - Peeing on the women's toilet seat

423888 - Trying to make saag paneer stick to the ceiling

825553 - Realize you're not conceiving because it was all anal sex

535555 - Preferring the leading brand

661845 - Gathering evidence against your scoutmaster