We Don't Really Need Another Off-Brand TP Roundup, Do We?

Just a small one, then? Fine.

Brand: Blue Ribbon

Label: A blue ribbon, duh.

Feels Like: Sprinkling sand on a lathe and then straddling it.

Brand: Unknown white label brand

Label: Picture of a polar bear skeeting cocaine onto a giant tooth

Feels Like: Rutting a pine cone whilst riding a bumpy luge.

Brand: Greenlane

Label: Green disco lettering

Feels Like: Hiding the Necronomicon between your ass cheeks.

The EADJ Facebook Defriender

I've got plenty of FB friends. I can afford to lose one or two. Like D_______ who posted this dumb and vaguely racist meme on her Wall:

Come again? What are you saying now? If there were more corporal punishment, kids wouldn't go around acting like wannabe gangsta thugs, is that the lesson? Or is it a very roundabout way of saying that black kids need to be spanked more? Whatever, man. My brain can't close the loop for you if you don't meet it halfway.

Yeah, D____, you were spanked and look how you turned out. Inarticulate and simplistic. BYE BYE!

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An IM Convo

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