Showing posts with label kirsten dunst. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kirsten dunst. Show all posts

Thursday, September 14, 2023

Announcement: New AMC Stubs Rewards!


AMC is thrilled to share the latest perks for cardholders of its wildly successful Stubs program. Here are what members can expect soon:

• That rat in Theatre 6 has been caught and removed

• Our staff has agreed not to make creepy eye contact with you while buttering your popcorn

• We can call your mom to pick you up when the movie is over

• One free murder alibi

• If you want, we can separate the Mikes from the Ikes for you

• Free helmets for any 4D Michael Bay movie

• To make it more like a home theatre experience, we will periodically peek in and nag you to take out the trash

• New glory holes in all rows

Tuesday, November 9, 2021

Upcoming Double Feature


A semi-political comedy from 1999 featuring a young Michelle Williams and Kirsten Dunst (71% Fresh on Rotten Tomatoes) coupled with a 2010 Swedish comedy directed by Josef Fares (unrated on Rotten Tomatoes, but 46% Rotten Audience Score) makes for a great night in with your hand in your sweatpants!

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Who Farted? Special Soon-To-Be Cancelled Show With Confusing Title Edition


Okay, let's get down to business. Lots to see here. Finally, a "Who Farted?" with some actual setting, instead of seamless colored backgrounds. Look at that awesome Golden Gate Bridge, and better yet, look at that huge yellowy cloud of ass that was dropped right on the Bay! So let's go left to right here:


Poor man's Alfre Woodard obviously did NOT fart. Her sense of disgust and outrage is almost all up in your face. Dial it down, woman, I'm just asking!


Watered down Leah Remini (look it up) brings nothing to the table. A casual viewer would suggest that she's in the back because she's hiding something. Stupid amateur!


So either someone simply photoshopped Kirsten Dunst's head onto the real actress here, or they're wearing an officially-licensed Spider-Man 3 mask available at Halloween Blowout at your local strip mall. I don't think she farted. Although I do imagine Kirsten Dunst's farts to smell pretty rank.


This was an easy one. Front and center. Not only does she look guilty, she has her ass shooting through the crime tape! The posterior version of the smoking gun. Literally. Nice badge placement too, lady.

Overall Who Farted Factor: 8 out of 10. It's a wonderful composition, with just a few points off for obviousness.